Apparate

When I read Harry Potter there was a word- idea about bbeing in two places at one time. It has been a while, but that is how I remember it. When I was intruduced to this concept, I thought what about the idea that not only could it be purposed for one but what if you had a double that was similar but not exact that was your apparition and you never knew it. You lived one life sepperatefrom each other and at the end you came together and shared experiances. This naturally led me to divide this one life into so many pieces it effectively made all individuals living at the same time
I think I was an apparition of my dog Jesse.

Might I suggest you sign up here:

http://bullshit.com/

Its a show about nothing.

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Upon further thought I may already be a member of bs.com
I may be every member
Surely I cannot be the first to espouse
We are all one
How could you propose to pull it off?

Isnt apparate what posh people call Long John Silver?

I think your thinking aparrot, he sat on his shoulder and whispered commands.
That is why they called him a birdbrain

I've never been to a midget bar, are thier stools any shorter?
I know they have been called little shits and those hicks you refer to are always in long johns, red
There was a car called a midget but it was shitty not were a piss

....... i can't believe i just wasted five minutes of my life trying to figure out WTF you are on about Mr dribbleduke. Like so many of your other posts i'm guessing this is your latest attempt at leaving a diaristic snippet. And whilst i'm sure your foaming at the bit to tell us all about it, may i suggest you construct your snippet prior to consuming whatever herbal or alcoholic delight it is you consume.... then it wouldn't come out as such diarrheic shit and i wouldn't have to admit to wasting five minutes of my life....... and yes you have spelt diarrheic wrong on your "signature"

" Foaming at the bit to give a diaristic snippet, This overindulgent git, leaves a diarheic shit"

drivelduke may be more appropriate in this instance me think......