Classic responses

next time someone calls you fat...

tell em

"cos every time i roll off yo momma, she give me a biscuit"

at some BBQ in Irvine CA, PC capital of the world I think. So everyone gets me over to play something called "Vulgar Volleyball". Being the new guy I was not familiar but it was explained to basically yell an insult that will throw of the other team right before you serve. Perfect I thought, I will be awesome at this. I am the second to serve following the girl on the other team yelling "Hairy Sweaty Vagina".. It was my time to shine, So right before I put fist to ball I yell "God hates Jews!"... The ball drops in silence on the other side for the point as my arm go's up in victory.

I can only explain the reaction as pure shellshock.. only the guy who knew me from work thought it was hialarious and this girl (the one I was supposed to be getting hooked up with, and on my team) turns to me a says with this foul look, "I hope you know, I'm jewish"... In a very calm and soothing manner I replied "Its ok, I'm not God".... Needless to say, no nanny for me that night but dammit I was unstoppable at vulgar volley ball...

Yeah me and the guy I work with still have a laugh at that one. My next time up I went for the icing on the cake.. figured others perceptions of me coulnt get any worse so my second serves insult was "you shouldn't have had that abortion!"... game over

Not scared of hell... just oncoming cars, police, oil, gravel, and corners with cliffs.. it should be a painting come to think of it