I was with you Bic, I hardly ever cleaned my bike gear maybe once or twice per year, (which doesnt look too bad as long as you stay away from white leathers). I wore my fly splattered leathers, scuffed sliders and scuffed boots as a badge of pride and laughed at all the immaculate posers whose latest kit was always as mint as the 2 inch wide chicken strips on their immaculate bikes.
Last year I took the unilateral decision to clean my leathers more often, not because I care how I look, not because I want to prolong their life but because I am paranoid about Kent Police's unmarked fooking bikes.
If I ever get a tug I am likely to get a ban (again) That is a given with an unmarked camera bike. However, if I was lucky enough to get pulled by an unmarked traf pol and if there was any chance of mitigation I wouldnt want the evidence of past naughtiness to prejudice the decision. ' Sorry officer, got a bit carried away, totally out of character, oh look, did you drop that 50 pound note when you pulled your ticket book out?'
Unbeknown to my missus I have made a pact with myself that if the worse happens, I do get a tug, the copper goes nuclear and there is a ban looming I will chin that cunt, whatever the consequences. In court I will claim to be a reincarnated pikey and probably get away with it