Corruption of the English language

I've been finding it challenging (but fun) to interpret some of the slang that is posted in this forum.
Here's a little Aussie revenge


The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.


Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor
Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
And for the Kiwi's amongst us:
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

SARCHASM - The giant gulf (chasm) between what is said and the person who doesn't get it.

abdicake (ăb'dĭ-kāk)

a. (v.) To give up the last piece of cake to someone else.

margraine (mär'grān')

a. (n.) The blinding pain one suffers from drinking margarita slush too quickly.

Someone's beaten OZ to it:

http://www.unwords.com/

Not exactly the same, but a good read:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Chip, What is a drongo? and er..... scrub too.

no one said it so I will, joe is in that "chasm" that gold miner spoke of..

Here's the skinny, joe is old and thick, I stayed in me own little world for many years on end,

this forum be about the only human contact I have had other than me bouncer duties, leisurely rides and many wives with many knives.

so you all can make fun of me but rest assured I CAN track you down and kill you especially if you have a touring shield on an SD or SDR. TX. being a footstep away friend!

You'd have to catch me, first.

J/K Mate, Hell I could catch you but by your pic's my hands may be full, then you would have to catch me....

you may be quicker on your feet but I have been known to disappear too....

Grendel does not think you should create an entire thread to insult Freestyler. That is just not nice.

Thanks Chip, joe be scrubby..... I like your languge!