turnip
Not sure if anyone's read this yet. But I'm only half-way through the responses and I'm still crying with laughter....
Priceless!
It took me 10mins to read the first two reviews.
tripoddave
OldSlowSteve
Er, Sorry mate, but why was it you were looking for gear to remove the hair from your nuts?
marc lenssen
Still too much winterfat and I don't want to dish out for new bike leathers...
Jermo
I nearly cried reading it
Blackduke77
Who knew
jambox
Saw this a couple of days ago.
Funny as.
Funny as.
Willh
Thanks, I needed that.
kenscottphoto
"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin,
I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors"
... I could go on and on....
In Tears
Thank you!
I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors"
... I could go on and on....
In Tears
Thank you!
Anata
...which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum...
...as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness...
...as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness...
Ducati Pete
This thread is so much better than that knobber Klincks.
Colonel_Klinck
you god damn two timer Pete
Ducati Pete
nitrogeoff
Hilarious. I forwarded that link to everyone I know.
Ducati Pete
Post missing.
nampus
This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.