Not sure if anyone's read this yet. But I'm only half-way through the responses and I'm still crying with laughter....
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
16 posts · Started by turnip · 26 Apr 2012
Post 2 by tripoddave,
#2Priceless!
It took me 10mins to read the first two reviews.
It took me 10mins to read the first two reviews.
Post 3 by OldSlowSteve,
#3Er, Sorry mate, but why was it you were looking for gear to remove the hair from your nuts?
Post 4 by marc lenssen,
#4Still too much winterfat and I don't want to dish out for new bike leathers...
Post 5 by Jermo,
#5I nearly cried reading it
Post 6 by Blackduke77,
#6Who knew
Post 7 by jambox,
#7Saw this a couple of days ago.
Funny as.
Funny as.
Post 8 by Willh,
#8Thanks, I needed that.
Post 9 by kenscottphoto,
#9"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin,
I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors"
... I could go on and on....
In Tears
Thank you!
I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors"
... I could go on and on....
In Tears
Thank you!
Post 10 by Anata,
#10...which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum...
...as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness...
...as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness...
Post 11 by Ducati Pete,
#11This thread is so much better than that knobber Klincks.
Post 12 by Colonel_Klinck,
#12you god damn two timer Pete
Post 13 by Ducati Pete,
#13Post 14 by nitrogeoff,
#14Hilarious. I forwarded that link to everyone I know.
Post 15 by Ducati Pete,
#15Post missing
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Post 16 by nampus,
#16This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.
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