"Score" ? Hell, why not just issue "points" - like everything/everyone else. If for no other reason than why every commercial entity seems to offer them these days: Because it's pointless!
Ahhhhh the "picture game" - looking forward to someone taking an epic picture of themselves pitching their 990 off something like the Eiffel Tower out of frustration. Hey Brits - Tower bridge works for me! Regionally, Boulder Dam works, Coronado Bridge, any 150' up freeway overpass in LA, etc.
C'mon BassAgent, why don't you kick this off by getting a pic of you on your 990 on stage in a strip joint that (mostly) ladies frequent.