Drunk Driver, never had a chance.

Umm, ok. Why should I/we give a fook???

Dunno, maybe coz I though it was funny, dont care if you/we give a fook.
Not a Mac fanboi Ive upset in the last few days are you?

maybe a Casey Stoner / MAC fanboy

What's an Esky?
Isn't the blood alcohol limit in Oz the equivalent of sniffing half a pint of shandy?

In NSW (AU) you can get done DUI on a pushbike or horse, heard of one guy helping his neighbor out buy cutting his lawn on a ride on which his neighbor reciprocated with a few beers and the guy got busted DUI riding home up the street.

A guy got done on a skateboard in Queensland.

Sorry, my minds been off as of late. I didn't catch the fact that he was barely going 20 mph.