enough of what havent you done...what have you done?

1.) Did a cool jump windsurfing in fuertaventura:



2.) Got some big air and landed this off a quater pipe:



3.) Stuck my tongue out while every one else was scared white water rafting:



4.) Scuba dived the Great barrier reef saw some sharks tried to chase them and failed:



5.) Did unlimited bungee jumps and managed to do five in different styles:



6.) Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane and landed like a pro:



7.) Got both my knees down on a trackday on the SD:



8.) Raced a motocross bike (and kept crashing):



9.) Knocked someone out in one punch after he kicked me in the head at work (have the footage from that one).

10.) Had two amatuer kickboxing fights in the ring.

Note-all the pics are of me apologies some had to be scanned.

Came 2nd in my first and only BMX race on a freestyle bike, that pissed off the locals on their superlight racing bikes.

Saved my bike when both wheels tried to swap after hitting black ice on a bend two up at 55mph, a real clencher that one, after saving the first slide I then had to counter save continuously as the bike then slid the way I just pulled it.

Had my c0ck, scrotum and nipple pierced as part of a documentary for UK Living, we found the camera man outside pulling a whitey after the event.

Got spanked and noshed off by strangers at a yearly ball at the local naturist club I got invited to by a friend. (I'm sure this is just known as Friday for Pete)

Came top of the entire year in the 4th year Maths exams.

Learnt to ride a unicycle down stairs, off road, do gaps and drops etc, basically in ways unheard of to the average person. Quite low level compared to the real good guys but more than I ever realised I'd be able to.

Blagged my way out of a parking ticket in one phone call.

Held the record for fastest pizza delivery when I worked at Dominos, did their furthest customer in 16 mins there and back by strapping their pizza to the back of my VFR, can't guarantee what the toppings looked like though

Can't think of anything else

Only got one but beats all yours hands down, sorry!
I CAN EAT A DOHNUT WITHOUT LICKING ME LIPS!!!!!