Global warming

This is what I went out to this morning on my way to a store meeting at work. And I live near the coast in Cali. I've never had my entire car covered in ice.

Some of my backyard local twisties here in Santa Cruz /montrey/Cali have had up to an inch of snow on the roads. Ludicrous for being so close to the ocean. Crazy global warming!

Another six inch clean-up this morning,, snow , sleet, heavy rain tomorrow,,, have you guy's ever even seen snow, ice really suck's for oranges,,, hard to ride on "ice",,,,,,,be carful,,,,,,,if you need a "ice scrapper" I can send you an unbreakable one,,,,,,,,,,,

2 degrees F at my house last night, high of 18 yesterday. It usually starts warming up at the end of Feb. Local ski areas have had more powder days (cold snow) in the last five years than the 20 before. Last summer didn't start till July. It's as cold as it was when I was a kid/young adult. I know all this because I've lived here 94% of my life.

I figured out how to make some great $$$.

The first scheme was Global Warming... pure genius! Big Al the Goracle earned 100 million$$ from one movie! Not to mention the billions of $$ in Government waste! Pure freakin' genius!

Now that G-W doesn't seem to be panning out, the new term is...Global Climate Change... that's all inclusive... very smart, less descriptive. I'm sure there's going to be some shyster equal to Mr Gore that will take control and turn billions of $$ of profit.

So... I'm into the third phase of this money making Global-Amway-Scamorama... "Planetary Weather Stalling" Yes, Planetary Weather Stalling! Our best and brightest scientist's have decided that humans have "Stalled The Planet's Climate". Mans activity on Earth has caused the weather to stay the same as it aways has been! It's our fault.

The statement will read "Due to mans activity on Earth the weather will remain the same". The Ice Caps will not melt and the seas shall not rise. Everything shall stay the same, we must do something... now!

I figure most folks will be kinda tired of the whole thing by then, but I'm banking there are enough suckers left out there to make me $20-$40 million at least.

Top 10 Reasons I Know Global Warming Doesn't Exist...

10- I'm freakin' cold
9- My winter jacket is now a "real" winter jacket.
8- I can blow a handful of snow away with one breath
7- The snow doesn't slide off the metal roof (to cold)
6- I now use the "block warmer" feature on my Suburban
5- I wear my cold weather snowmobile gear on normal days
4- I wear mittens instead of gloves now
3- My Rabbit Fur hat was always hot... now it's just right
2- I haven't seen real "Sierra Cement" in five years
1- I'm freakin' c-c-cold!
No SD ridin' today...

The thing to do is "under ground" livin carving a home out of rock where the temp stays at 55-60 degrees, could heat the place with a candle, bring a little "outside air" in to modify any stuffy air down below, carve it into a hillside that faces south for some light,,, the "morlocks" did it why can't we global warming , get ready,,, here it comes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

If carbon dioxide is the oxygen to plants then higher doses should create greater growth. If the oxygen burning creatures supply the CO2 creatures then it stands to reason that plants are pickled tink with the planets direction. this in turn will create more oxygen from cotton yield and we will be all on oxycotton in no tyme. Untill then, I suggest we bury our heads in the sand, cause the ground stays at a more even temperature and we will not need to stay in tune with all this hogwash. To think that I am stupid enough to point my exhaust away from my rose bush in my driveway cause I think that it is cruel and unussual punishment to inundate it with exhaust fumes, when, if it could talk it would tell me to mainline the exhaust into its viens. There is no such thing global warming, if I am cold. Breathe out and inspire a pot plant.

We are having a record hot summer here in West Oz so if you dont believe it bloody come down here for a bit.

Has anyone though that the world may genuinely be fooked? Snow in California and riots all over the arab world? Nosradamaus mustbe Wanking away right now.

Wish I had the EXC on 4 years interest fee now

For all the Naysayers on GW what is your explination for the freak weather the WHOLE world is experiencing.

There is no doubt we are having a affect on climate as much as we are on the enviroment, something as small as aircraft contrails had shown to have affects on the temperture in the US during the 3 day grounding of planes after 911

The way I see it if we go down the path of trying to reduce emmissions , pollution etc the worst outcome will be it will cost money, our money that government piss up the wall anyway.

And another thing, you guys are fooking it for us Penguins !

...us Brits have been working on Global Warming for years.

Soon our southern coasts will be like California in summer, and we can stop feeling so jealous of the rest of the english speaking world and thier better climates.

I think there have been atleast 30 ice age cycles. Those fish didn't get to the top of the mountains by swimming.

Reversing climate change is still climate change. If you reverse it too far you are right back to where you started. I conveniantly forgot about my four hundred year cycle to the point that I cannot remember where in that cycle I am. I am most baffled that I am into one thousand years of climate change in my four hundred year cycle.
What come around goes around, that's a cycle for Ya.
Plant a tree and do a wheelie.

I think we should start cloning "woolie mammoths" and lettin em go now were into a "down" cycle,,,,,,,,So. Cal might be the right environment don't you think

I actually did try riding on ice once although I didn't intend to. That's how I broke and dislocated my thumb and severely dislocated my index finger. I had to have surgery to repair everything and currently go to physical therapy 3 days a week plus exercises at home everyday. My poor baby was totaled also, that's the worse part. I loved that bike. But I will hopefully be riding again soon, when it's warmer, and the bike can be replaced.

Gas meter on fart gas now there is an idea think of the possibilities,,,, everyone farting into a fart can or jar , and turning it into "fuel" to heat the house,, run the lawnmower,, gas lights open market on who can design a "storage" container,,, and once it's topped up,, good to go can see where it would change some peoples diet , hum,,,, storage,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Well a huge industry has grown around the whole Global warming debacle the politicians and scientists all have their snouts in the troughs! Carbon Dioxide warming the atmosphere well last time I heard carbon dioxide was heavier than air and its also an inert gas. Heating the globe I think not! its just the planet going through another one of its cycles as it did before we came along and as it will continue to do long after were gone.
So Im going to get in some serious riding before the end comes!! ha ha ha

What most people do not consider when dismissing emissions reductions is that the world population within the next 40 years will increase by over 2 billion, when then is it time to think about doing something for our enviroment.

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