MADDOG53
Well how bad is it , not like "BLACK DAWN" is it
Its the end of the world as we know it. Middle of the day here is as black as middle of the night used to be. All you can hear is pigeons coughing and all the seagulls are falling out of the sky as they get weighed down with falling ash. You can tell the smart birds as they are the ones flying upside down.
There are a few thousand english stuck abroad and the silly cunts are moaning and trying to get back You couldnt make it up. If I were lucky enough to be stuck elsewhere I would stay there.
Everyone is coughing like consumptives. It is like a tb epidemic so France has closed the ports and we are contained here. Motoronin got away just in time. There are queues at the ports but mostly it is all the illegal immigrants queuing to get out. Only til the air quality gets better though as Nick Clegg has promised them all citizenship and council houses on May 6th.
Actually we cant see the volcanic dust for all the politicians bullshit clouds of electioneering. Lucky thing really, otherwise they would be advising us to wear dust masks outdoors like the Japs do.
I have given my doctor 50 quid and he has signed me off work permanently with a dust allergy disability. I get benefits of 45 grand per year and a brand new car I can park anywhere I feel like. When I get my first welfare cheque I will bung him another 50 quid to add obesity to my ailments then I will get free gym membership and a Wii Fit.
I wont have much time to enjoy them though, I am opening a few black economy car washes. Wash the dust of your car meester? 6 quid cash only and we dont speeka da engleeesh if the DHSS are asking.