How could you not see it!

DID THAT WITH A S40
stupid bast**d tried to cut in front of me on the inside. first i knew was a vibration in the steering wheel so i took my foot off accerator and thats when i saw the car. forgot to brake pushed it for another 20yrds then remembered there was a brake and let it spit out the drivers side .
i tell you this the guy wouln,t try and under take a artic again you should have seen his face when i said are you ok you twat .
typical i got the blame even though there was a witness that said he came off the slip road doing about 80mph.
in my defence i said to the traffic officer it is hard to stop 44 tonne when doing 56mph thats why i pushed him along a weeeee bit

What car's that then........?

surely the burning rubber smell might give it away...or maybe Manuel Von Driverhausen thinks he has the startings of a brain tumour


(apparently smelling burning rubber is a first sign of a tumour)