How to rebuild your evo engine to get 900bhp at 10000 rpm

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101
Dont click the link .. just keep going through the thread

wow...i didnt think people were actually that dumb haha that was a good laugh

Brilliant read! Couldn't stop - got to page 60. Made me late for work. Good post

Shorter version of the forum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjNq12OE92I

After reading that im feeling inspired, ive been to Halfords and bought some orange spray paint and im going to spray the engine whilst in the frame. Then im gonna break out the Dremmel and gas flow my heads and get me some Sin grooves

Now can somebody lend me a welder please

That was a great read, helped pass some time while stuck at work last night.