I'll be bugged

I was just cleaning a winshield on another bike of mine. Forever I am cleaning dead bugs on the inside of the shield. They smash on the perifry of the inside not much deeper than one and one half inches. They smash to bits as well as the ones who hit the face. I would like to see slow motion action of what possible vortex action could cause this phenominom.

I was once asked what goes through a bugs brain the moment it hits your windshield. I said I do not know. The answer was its asshole.
The next question was how do you blind an asian? Once again, I do not know, Stick a windshield in front of them.

On another note not wholly unrelated, I miss Ronin.

It isnt a vortex action those bugs were overtaking you when they came to grief. You are travelling so slowly the bugs you hit head on bouce off with mild concussion.

I have one for you dribble. How long is a piece of string?

DripDuke, you need to go faster than the bugs to keep them off in inside of your wind screen...

"The next question was how do you blind an asian? Once again, I do not know, Stick a windshield in front of them."

They can't see thur their side windows either. The bone head fooker that ran into me in March, I was looking at his face and eyes and he still turned into me. MF.....not a day has pasted since that I am not remined that that fookin bone head turned right into me. MF +

Just blob on "Rain-X" ,,and then they slide right off,,,up into your face shield,,,

Spray hydrogen peroxide on the bugs and let soak for a minute...wipes right off without harming plastic/painted surfaces.