ignore this thread

thread moved to original

Why did you create a new topic for these?
As you know, you can edit (even the title) and posting a reply on that thread just moves the post to the top of the list...

will ammedn now

I cant ignore it, curiosity got the better of me

+1

I tried so hard...

shit I broke

It's like a red rag to a bull!

51 reads now

Ooooh what's this...oh.

What am I supposed to not read.????

Lol I just duplicated my bits that were for sale sorry to burst the bubble

Must I keep my hand out of the cookie jar too?

Resistance was futile. This may be the best thread here in years!?!

Stayed away till twelve replies. Figured I. was missing something.
never mind

What?????

I can see this thread making at least 3 pages

Nothing to read? Nothing important?! Nothing prohibited? Nothing between the lines, really
PS. Good idea for 2012 SD.net t-shirt: "IGNORE THIS THREAD" www.superduke.net

Luv & Kisses !!!!

More random shit:

Can 1 of the mods sticky this classic thread - id hate to lose it!!!

In fact, can it have its own button?

....we can do it.....

It said please ignore.

You really had to check out page 2?

ignoring.



Local tube entrance

It didnt say ignore page 2 though!

Anyway, gratuitous boob shot -

I've a feeling this might be the best thread evaaarrrrrrr!

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DAMN!!!! fell for it too

Let me do my part to help this along to page three

How the hell are you supposed to ignore a thread with that title and 33 responses......

It just gets better with every post!

This is soooo much fun!!

Dammit.... like a moth to a light!

hahaha

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like . . . victory.

Just came back to make sure I didn't miss anything....
Did we get the 3rd page yet?

What about now?

Almost I'd say!?

Not yet then! Sh!t

page now.???

Yaaay page three!

I knew this thread had 3 pages in it. If it wasn't for Naked Pictures thread this could easily become best thread ever!

3 lousy pages - is that all you got people ???

More fodder:

Oh, oh. Something I posted on Photobucket pissed someone off.



Edit. That is weird. It shows as a blank image that says it was deleted on Photobucket. Can everyone see a girl sneezing?

Isle of Nan TT: Closer to the Hedge.

More randomness:

This is my neighbor:  
 
 

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 
It's no fun being old!!
 
 


--
Don Taylor

Two days no post....WTF happened?
Maybe the zombies from the other tread invaded...

Great thread guys, keep it up!

Maybe she thought she found Mr.Goodbar.
Wrestle on Sue Mo Strapper.

Turd on a stick.



WTF motivates people to make things like this?

Aw fook how long has this been going on, what have I missed

Chicken lover?

Low.....................

As some of you already know, I am not a real person but ...
A thread like this in the 'Parts and accessories for sale' section really messes with my highly advanced search algorythms and that's why I've moved this thread to 'General banter'

This is the first time I looked here.

GODDAMMIT - I feel as though I've been missing out!

its back y`all - go on, you no you want to

http://2girls1cup.nl/

Bert - just don't disclose my browsing history to my Mum.

LOL at the little dog's fail.

Where the fupp does a person even FIND an image like that??

Actually, don't answer that

Well needed after the horror with the crossbow..

Foooooooking gorgeous

One good turn deserves another.

And to make up for the atrocity on page 5:

What an I say? I was inspired.

Anybody here?

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I was ignoring this until boobies.

This tread is getting better and better!

Inevitable thread degeneration, plenty of this shit on the web without dragging it on here.......... get a life

Back ontopic:

WATER......
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre Of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more Than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, We are consuming 1 kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, Vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a Distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

So...
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full Of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing this as a public service.

just to explain my lack of interest

I will ignore the gay implication as it was just as predictable as the boob posts

DOH - some 1 beat me!!!!

put it this way, a hairclip is surplus to requirements

And still, the awesomest sd.net thread EVAR!

Getting better with every page.

Potty humor.

Armless

I saw a video about a little toddler in China
that wandered into traffic and get run over twice...
people walked past Her until a lady finally picked her up..
she did ultimately die..very insensative..The video
Was very disturbing ...

life is cheap when there is over 1.3 billion of them.

enough of this depressing chatter, back to the ever popular female form to lift the mood

Beautiful picture indeed

Would be better if she was naked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Nope not Hairbrushsnatchmunter, thats me best mate in China

Another arty farty one just for you

These Chinese girls are bendy

......Xaus is capable of falling off whilst shagging..............




......even if she was on top......

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in
peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and d eposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear."

And now for something completely different...
The bits that caused this thread

Have you been ignoring this thread?

Like anyone here listens

Baby sitter

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.


He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,

Ribbit 9 Iron.'

The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.

Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'

He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from thecup.


He is shocked.

He says to the frog,

'Wow that's amazing..


You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,


'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'

The man asks.

'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one...

The man is befuddled and doesn'tknow
What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,


'OK where to next?'
The frog replies,

'Ribbit Las Vegas ..


' They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,

'OK frog, now What?'

The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'

Upon approaching the roulette table,

The man asks,

'What do you think I should Bet?'


The frog replies,

'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,

'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit Kiss Me.'
He figures why not,

Since after all the frog did for Him,


He deserves it..

With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

'And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.

So help me God
Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'

That sure is a lot of words for a "West Virgina Hillbilly" - LOL.

I wish I had this teacher...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... NxaSct3UHs

Life's tough choices.

Subject: NEW CROP OF IDIOTS

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little
daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Number Two Idiot
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
steal a life raft from one of the 747s.
They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a
Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them.
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator
beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Three Idiot
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the
Branch and wrote this, "Put all your muny in this bag.";
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call
the police before he reached the teller's window.
So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his
stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip
and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip
or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at
Bank of America .
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

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Number Four Idiot
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.
Several days later, he received a letter from the police that
contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.
He immediately mailed in his $40.
Wise guy ... But you still get a sign.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Five Idiot
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the
cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and
said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21.";
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because she didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet
and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21
and she put the Scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address
of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idiot Number Six
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, "Nobody move!";
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idiot Number Seven
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store
window, grab some booze, and run.
So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the
window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious.
It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
The whole event was caught on videotape.
Yep, here's your sign.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idiot Number Eight


I live in a semi-rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative
office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here ! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.";
Take the sign - Please!

Those "IDIOT" things where class. Some people are just too dumb for their own good, well obviously.....

Classic fail.

I bet he took some stick in the paddock after that fook up. Nice move by the Kwaka at the end there.

One day at the convent, the Mother Superior decided to invite one of the new nuns to go for a bicycle ride to the farmers market in the town square. So they take off and buy some produce and a couple chickens. Before they leave to return to the convent the Mother Superior suggests they take a different way back to the convent. A couple minutes later the young nun exclaims "Wow, I've never come this way before!!"
To which the Mother Superior replies "Yes, sister, it's the cobble stones. They do it every time..."

There were 30 people stranded on a deserted island:

Two Italian men and one Italian women.
Two French men and one French women.
Two German men and one German women.
Two Greek men and one Greek women.
Two English men and one English women.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian women.
Two Romanian men and one Romanian women.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese women.
Two American men and one American women.
Two Irish men and one Irish women.

After a month the following had happened:

One Italian man had killed the other Italian man over the Italian woman.

The two French men were living happily together with the French woman in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternate visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is doing all the cleaning and cooking.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The three Romanians spend their time begging off the other 27 and flashing their gold teeth.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

Three blondes are stranded on an island when they happen upon a lamp. Giving it a rub, a genie appears, offering three wishes to be granted.

The first blonde wishes to be smarter so that she could figure a way off the island. Genie turns her into a brunette, she crafts a little raft and rows away.

Second blonde wishes to be even smarter than the last and so the genie makes her a redhead. She fashions herself a coconut radio and calls in a rescue for herself.

The third blonde wishes to be the smartest of the three so that she can escape easily. The genie turns her into a man and she takes the bridge.

A guy and his girlfriend walk into a bar. The girlfriend says she wants to play pool. The boyfriend says he just wants to have a drink so she walks over to the pool table where a rough looking biker is playing. The old biker ogles her and says, "First I'm going to take you home, then I'm going to take off all your clothes and suck your tits. Then I'm going to fill your pussy up with whiskey and drink it all out."

Appalled, she runs to her boyfriend and tells him, "That dirty biker guy said he was going to take me home, get me naked then suck on my tits."

The boyfriend slams his drink on the bar, stands up and says, "What?! Where is that fooker? He's going to get his ass kicked."

The girlfriend says, "That's not the worst part, he said he was going to fill my pussy up with whiskey and drink it all out."

The boyfriend sits back down and grabs his drink.

"Well, aren't you going to go and kick his ass??" she asked.

The boyfriend says, "Anybody who can drink that much whiskey, I've got respect for."

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

Wow,
http://motorcycling.speedtv.com/article ... dying-dog/

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm booobies

That was awesome right up to the point he wore a Chelsea shirt what a ****!
























Best job ever!

I was surprised that no one kicked him in the balls and only two girls grabbed for his goodie bag. In my experience, the girls that let you go grab their tits tend to want to reciprocate. Maybe I hung out with a better class of women?

Shiit!

Friend of mine drives a sweet looking 1098 Ducati. Went into local supermarket to grab some groceries, left bike right in front of entrance. Came back out and some guy told him three fellows with a trailer were buzzing around his bike, found ignition lock busted. Proximity sensor of alarm probably scared them away. If he can't get that something broken inside the lock out from there rest of the riding season will be ruined while waiting replacement parts.... stupid junkie monkeys

..this must be the most ignored thread i have ever seen

while we're ignoring this thread i'd just like to say, round akros are better than hex.
cheers for the cans nick, they're just the job

sorry back to ignoring,

nothing to see here...

I was going to ignore this thread

Works every time.

Whatever you do, dont press that big red button.

Bit of a shame really, I'd done really well ignoring this thread, but eventually my strength faded and here I am

nothing to see here Jody.
I'd ignore it if I were you.

CAN'T ... IGNORE ... THE ... IGNORE ... THREAD ...

Just had to take a look, nope nothing to see, move along

Huh? What's going on?

Cant you read .....

I'd ignored the whole site until I saw this thread. Take that mofo's..

Whatever, everyone already figured out that Bassagent is Motoronin's alter ego.

This thread has now been ignored by nearly everyone for a year !

Looks interesting.....Ignore this Video from Yamaha

Sorry bud but as soon as I saw EDL I switched off. Just a bunch of BNP/Combat 18 thugs. You're right though this is the wrong place.

watch it till the end

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d64_1373045910

We ignoring again are we?!
Took you a while to find this one Luke, bored?

Increasing my post count by 1

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194x33f ... iginal.gif

Sent from my M8 pro using Tapatalk 4

Here ya go Bert.

You guys still ignoring this thread eh?

omky where you been?!

This made me LOL only if you have watched all of Breaking Bad mind.

Private post.
Do not read.

look left ------------> you failed

My 10th post.
This sentence should be quoted in a reply.
Not this sentence. Quote the sentence after the first sentence.

you wanna pay for me to go too?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am ignoring this

I'm ignoring this... still!

mr klinck

Did he try to ride off with the tyre warmer on?

i couldnt grass him up , so i put it in the ignore thread

in which corner did he realise they were still on?

I was taking novice group out for sighting laps. For some reason I forgot to take rear off (again) Rode out of the garage and got about 25ft up pit lane and wondered what the bump I was getting from the rear was every revolution of the wheel. Stopped, looked and tried to peddle backwards into the garage before any of the other instructors noticed... Too late laughter was enjoyed by all the novice group lined up, instructors and pit lane marshals. When I came back in they were with said warmer, camera and it was in FB within minutes. Safe to say much piss taking happened for the rest of the day At least this time I didn't rip the cable out of the warmer like I did at Cadwell 3 years ago.

No hiding anywhere.

Back to serious "Ignore" content.

….. just so you all know I'm still ignoring this…...

Me too...

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Bert - as a reward for your diligent ignoring of this thread i present you with the following random video…

bit of fun from two weekends ago.. probably hitting around 60kph there


i put it in here because its not motorbike related and therefore should be ignored... but secretly proud of the shot

I'm not sure if I've ignored this thread multiple times now.....

No excuse for missing anymore!

Bionic arm?! Reverts to most used setting!

still ignoring this...

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I read each post in this thread and I still don't get it?

Good news is I discovered the Naked thread!

Gotta go...

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Just wanted you all to know that I'm still ignoring this thread and couldn't think of a better place for the 1,000 th contribution

Sorry guys, best put hand up still not ignoring this.

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EDIT: Fixed YouTube link

I just started to ignore this thread and will be continuing to do so.

Hope we can do at least another 20 pages as the first timers SD'ers did a few years ago.

Hint, Boobies.

meh.....

I found it almost impossible to ignore this thread but I found the strength to contain my inhibitions so will therefore ignore it.

Meh, I found it easy to ignore it. Watch. See? Nothing to see here. Ignore mode on.

Have all the 1290 owners found their rim tape, fleshlight exhausts, and sorted out their electronics? Has Bic scared them off with his judging?
Second and third round owners have got their bikes sorted using the search button?

This place is dead and this thread is getting harder to ignore

Still ignoring it

I didn't even know about ignoring the "ignore this thread" thread until today. I feel I've missed out on properly ignoring it by failing to acknowledging it earlier. I will now commence to ignore the "ignore this thread" thread.

Been a while since I ignored this thread.

Yeah. Me too. Ignoring it from now on.

What am I Ignoring?

this thread, must admit I've been rather ignorant in my ignoring so now ... I'll simply ignore it

Ignorance is bliss

just a quick ignore on the way past ......

It has indeed been quite a while. This thread was legend back in the day.

Aye, just not riding a lot these days and now not at all - looking for a 525 EXC and heading off road for the permitted once daily exercise trip........................

You?

Not doing as many trackdays, did too many and got bored. Obviously now not riding at all except to supermarket atm.

Bought a e-bike mountain bike. https://www.specialized.com/gb/en/turbo ... 9/p/118333 to try and get fit as have been a lazy fook. Epping Forest is 1 mile away so been riding around there with all this time off.