July 4th

Well I know its not yet but neither do my hillbilly neighbors, last night into the wee hours they incesently shot rockets off, roman candles, and fire crackers, till I'de say two AM, . So tonight I've got a "home made surprise" just for them, it consistes of a toilet paper tube , duct tape, and ammionum nitrate with a little kero, and Ronsonal lighter fuel, already half buried in a slope facing thata way, all set for a "just after dark ignition", thats when these in-basils "sleep" ,not today,,

that's a bomb, be mindful of terrorists attacks even in jest. also if those hillbilly s out # you have the SD set and ready. hell they've always had trouble with math, schools.. er condoms!

It was a bomb , the fricken thing made a mushroom cloud about 75 ft tall and all of those fat girls and DAD came running out of the house , I mean this thing SHOOK every house around, I quickly reeled in my wire , ran in my backdoor, turned on all my spotlights, out the frontdoor, what not me what the hell happened I asked "DAD",dunno, sumtin blue up in bak, police arrived about 30 minutes later, didn't see nuttin, the whole while the fattest girl was smoking a butt and eating what looked like a box of cheez-its, boyfriend no.1 was running around with cross-eyed dad looking for just what it was that knocked em outta bed like that well my wifes so pissed at me she probley wont talk to me the rest of the weekend really scared the shitz out of her and she knew it was comming there's still smoke comming out of the woods good thing I didn't use a paper towel tube , next time I'll plan this a little better, first light comes and out to see the damage, did notice that a bunch of green leaves are all over the Clampits yard, I mean this thing SHOOK leaves off of tree's for gods sake

Classic!

...so shall the fatties expect the same thing tomorrow? It's not 4th of July just yet. The celebration must continue... with video natrually!!!

We will see, I do have a paper towel tube and plenty of fertilizer, the police, I noticed are still driving around the neighborhood,,wonder how many calls they recieved on this one, would have been the greatest vid , deff a must do again thing, makes me want to go buy a camera tomorrow,,,

Maddog;
You had better cool your jets. These things can escalate faster than you can say paper towel roll. These things are very very funny till they are not.

Just had to add its July 10 now and the possum head is still laying next to the front walkway,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oh god it must stink by now,,,,,,

broken ribs?? What have you been up to?