Latte? Mocha? expresso what you want?

Pilfer'd from KTM forum, KTMs new product.

Hope you have the toaster to match.

I love coffee (my only vice besides bikes) but as much as I like the SD and the RC8R I really think KTM should get their prices, dealers and produdcts sorted before bombarding us with toasters, coffee machines and butt plugs...

Yeah, Tuono owners, glad I dont own one.

Well as long as they have the coffee machine sorted that's ok.

Don't worry that you're years late with any meaningfull performance upgrades to the superduke you bunch of orange, daughter shagging Austrian c.unts.

That really does look tacky as fook!

Glad they don't make any other home appliance pish like that....... Oh hang on a minute........ Fucktards!

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...This is beyond belief who do they think we are some kind captive brainwashed morons that they can just put their logo on any old product and we will buy it…….


….now if they made a Juicer………just think Fresh Orange any time you wanted ....you could have a throttle as the speed controler




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I'm just glad its not the same division that makes bikes.....therefore it doesnt detract from their bike R&D imo.

and i dont even like coffee.

Rebranded Ducati item??

A few years ago me and my team entered the Ducati competition for designing products that reflected their brand values and aesthetics. Got an expresso machine into the finals but won the whole overall competition with a desmo powered heart. Got given a brand new blinged-up 600 monster for our troubles!

Bic, can I have the heart please?

It's for a Spanish gurl I know - she's been making do with a block of ice and could do with a new one.

interesting bike you chose for your ads bic, one of the first monsters, designed around the 888 chassis but (normally) with a 900SS air cooled engine, yours has a full house 888 super bike motor in it. I've got an article on that bike here somewhere.......

as for KTM coffee machines, toasters etc. god help us if KTM australia get to price beans and bread, if compared to their pricing structure for parts between australia and anywhere else the beans would average out at about $300kg and bread, maybe spicy fruit loaf? would cost about $25 a loaf! KTM you rip off bastards! stop faffing around with yuppie crap and sort your dealers, warranty, and pricing.........twats!

Yeah, those goddamn o rings, mine got snagged and split, can't believe how much they want for them, I've been meaning to measure em up and see if I can get some elsewhere

What is so special about those o rings that they are $80?

I have an entire o ring kit in my truck that costs $60. Are they super high pressure? Acid resistant?

WTF

Not so sure about the coffee maker. Can't imagine what a service costs for that thing

Fawking water filter in it is probably $200.

I tried to buy my wife a KTM handbag once... It didn't go down well.

Apparently Burberry make better bags? ...Who knew.