Motorcycle faux pas?

Guys,

For me it's got to be chen commuting into London, overtaking mopeds or slower bikes just for them to filter to the front of the queue a red traffic light and sit right in front of me....

Also car drivers not letting you to slot back in when you're filtering...

Finally... it's got to be those guys on bikes on the road who give us a bad nam, those who ride in t-shirts and shorts on sports bikes who overtake like idiots!

guys who think there fast because they pass on double solid lines or blind corners , same guys that hang off side of bike on every corner wearing full leathers and have worse chicken strips than me ,rode with them and was easily keeping up with out the circus act untill they pulled out and past a semi truck with on coming cars in other lane ,sudenly lost intrest in riding with this group ,found out next day that one dude blew straight off a corner into the bushes busted wrists ,and another cut a deer in half on way home and was in hospital ,one year later there are 3 of them left that ride out of seven and they hardly get out of town on their bikes ,full leathers and cruise through down town weeeeee so thrilling

Guys who pass me in my lane. I had a highway squid come within inches of me at 100+mph. Another...guys with $500 Arai helmets clipped to helmet holders while riding. Apparently it's a status symbol or some kind of fashion statement.

got stuck behind a group of motorhomes this summer and one nice fellow had his sewer tank slow dripping to avoid having to drain it ,(id love to blame such stupidity on a tourist who wouldnt know beter but he was a poor saskatchawan farmer with a 150,000 motor home ) when i told him it was leaking standing there covered in gold chains and a big gold watch ,he said wink "(saves $ 5.00 on sani dump every other day )" I asked him where he lives in sask? he starts to tell me where abouts and I said "( so I could crap on your porch when im there arseholio )"

People that can ride a bike better than me they make me look like a novice

Oh and F#UKING TRACTOR'S why do they insist on being out on the roads on sunny sunday's

in all fairness it is a flawed system that has made things as they are ,im not saying sh-t heads ripping through town at fifth wide should be allowed ,but open roads no one to bother ... and hidding in bushes or baiting with a unmarked bike, photo radar ,patroling with air craft,can this funding not be used to make an area safe to walk at night ,put officers back on walking in these areas ,and getting to know whats going on ,instead of everyone trying to catch you if your 6km over speed limit ,this is exactly why I quit ,nothing was ever accomplished ,the 1% of the real cops that I worked with were trying to fliter out the real bad eggs and deal with them ,they got transfered and now its pretty much just make a pressance and zero tollarance for speeding and go for coffee

The worst thing about fellow motorbikers is also the best thing...


i.e. We're all cynical muthas, and won't join-in or do anything cos we're too busy looking out for number one and being generally cynical.

(Try organising a "no-security, no fee" lobby group against Westminster Parking. LOL. No fooker can agree on what everyone wants, even tho everyone thinks it's a rip off.)

However, this also means we're more interesting , challenge everything and take no crap from anyone.

(Most) Twats on Harley Gavidsons and

Those who ride the Japanese equivalent although I can't figure out if they're bigger twats by trying to copy or have more cred as they haven't actually got one

Here in Victoria, [Aust] we are steadily being legislated out of existence as well, loss of licence for one month if caught speeding 25klm,s over the posted limit as i found out when snapped by one of the clandestine revenue cameras. Motorcyclists pay a $50 surcharge over the top of the $478 registration fee supposedly to upgrade motorcycle blackspots, but isnt this why i allredy pay tax? So the dipshits can fill the holes in the road?
Then we find out the plebs who are supposed to represent us riders signed off on a deal to purchase six new BMW bikes for plod to further harrass us with from the very funds that we paid into the motorcycle levy and the latest strategy to catch us evil speedsters, is cops in camo gear hiding in the bushes with the radar and radioing details ahead to the road block to apprehend speedsters. more than 30 klm,s over the limit means six months loss of licence and 50 klm,s means they will confiscate your ride for a month and make you pay for transport and storage fees
Freddys not happy and i will gladly dispatch any legislators in my basement boiler

what gets me the worst is the cars that cops drive now, the patrol cars that are bought with taxpayer dollars, DODGE FOOKIN CHALLENGER!!!! they are only wanting to profile at the coffee shops cos this is about 80% of what thare doing, they leave thare and then 2 hours later it is a hamburger and fries, fried chicken ect... WITH A FOOKING DISCOUNT !! sitting on thare fat asses doing as close to nothing as possible. This is our society, the day will come whare efficiency experts will be hired to eliminate all of the unneeded, unproductive jobs inside the US boarders, then the hammer will fall, Public servants should be what they are called, PUBLIC SERVANTS! and all of them should make at or less than the median income, instead of a politician that spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on a campaign that the position pays $100,000 or less annually, we hire liers to run our country and expect them to be good people, this is the American DREAM, cos it is a dream to hire and expect dishonest people to be straight with us. If I were KING JOE, I would have it whare the police drive a dodge stratus, big money savings right thare, the police would make the same $$ as a janitor as any other government employee with the same skill level or education sacrifice. Have only 3 tiers of pay in the government, after all aren't they public servants, is this the proverbial tail wagging dog here or what?.... The issue with the police harassing motorcyclists is another hot button issue with me also, as is the insurance targeting of motorcyclists, as is the horrendous injustice that is alive and active in the health care industry of modern America, Lots of folks sit on thare asses each and everyday of every year for thare pay, those folks need to have real jobs, whare you actually have to work to get pay, we are the wasteful gluttons that police the world, real big shots with real big mouths, joe is ashamed of what the world has become. joe has never stepped foot in a coffee shop,(to profile) I do love coffee but I do not waste $$ just for the sake of wasting, I refuse to play the worlds wasteful lazy game. RANT ON!!!!

What he said ^^^^

People who do crap wheelies. Or stunt in front of crowds when they're obviously not in control of their bike. Women on scooters in skirts and high heels - just cause you're a girl and on a scooter does not mean that you won't ever crash. Skin grafts on your legs and arse will make them look even better.

Gotta be a mix of the above.
- those who are 5hit are filtering (ie don't) and thus don't GET the idea of a bike in the first place
- those who are better at wheeling than me
- GSXR riders who insist on wearing their RIZLA fleeces on top of leathers
- in fact any twat who wears a fleece on top of leathers
- fair weather riders (geez, grow some balls, get some experience)
- those who, in the depths of winter, when another motorcyclist must be a shock, don't nod
- hmmmm...anyone called Pedrosa, or Hayden. Or Hamilton for that matter.