Next time you get stopped for Speeding, try these lines

Brilliant... He did require a battering though..

If I had a quid for every time someone said "I bet you were bullied at school" I could buy an SDR, and if I had a quid for everytime someone said "wait till I see you off duty" Id have enough for the goodies for said SDR.

If I had a quid for every time a pretty girl said "how about a blow job if you let me off a speeding ticket?"........well to be fair thats never happened