Duke4Dirk
Post missing.
Cool photos
Davo-Singapore
ktmguy
I'm a bit fishy and think the pics ate stunning. Thx.
Stupid Luke
Look for Matt Watson, he catch them with bare hands or from a surf board!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=904hlyK5glQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=904hlyK5glQ
Stupid Luke
I used to go fishing when I was a kid. Havent bothered since as UK fish are nearly extinct, weak and lethargic and spend their whole lives swimming in shit and little kid's wee.
If I go on holiday to Florida, St Lucia or similar I always get out fishing as they have mean fighting fish that want to rip your arms off.
Not in the Maldives though, those fish are too friendly to stick a hook in. Other than the little bastard that bit me on the tit
If I go on holiday to Florida, St Lucia or similar I always get out fishing as they have mean fighting fish that want to rip your arms off.
Not in the Maldives though, those fish are too friendly to stick a hook in. Other than the little bastard that bit me on the tit
Ducati Pete
With the ever increasing cost of UK trackdays I have just invented a new sport that Trackday Organisers will want to adopt.
At the long winded noise testing and safety briefing they will confiscate all knee sliders so each rider has their velcro knee patch exposed.
They will then charter each corner to anglers who will cast their bait (a knee slider puck velcro side uppermost) in front of the circulating riders.
Once you get a hook up, brace yourself to reel in the reluctant motorcyclist as he tries to accelerate away from you.
Please note it is forbidden to gaff the motorcyclist. However, if you catch a monster (some motorcyclists reach 300lbs) it is permissable to subdue them with a cosh or shotgun as appropriate.
Over time different species of motorcyclist will be identified and you will have to change your bait to suit>
Use a rubber lure for Ducati Pete billfish
A Sparky titanium one for Twisted Jester stickleback
Anything shiny and bling for Klinky catfish
Bandages for Motoronin ray
Something stolen for the Weeksy trout
It is permissable at some venues to livebait with a wobbly GSXR rider in the fast group.
Of course rumours persist of a motorcyclist no angler has ever caught.
The Danno salmon, a shy and slow moving fish that cannot get its velcro near enough to the bottom to get caught
At the long winded noise testing and safety briefing they will confiscate all knee sliders so each rider has their velcro knee patch exposed.
They will then charter each corner to anglers who will cast their bait (a knee slider puck velcro side uppermost) in front of the circulating riders.
Once you get a hook up, brace yourself to reel in the reluctant motorcyclist as he tries to accelerate away from you.
Please note it is forbidden to gaff the motorcyclist. However, if you catch a monster (some motorcyclists reach 300lbs) it is permissable to subdue them with a cosh or shotgun as appropriate.
Over time different species of motorcyclist will be identified and you will have to change your bait to suit>
Use a rubber lure for Ducati Pete billfish
A Sparky titanium one for Twisted Jester stickleback
Anything shiny and bling for Klinky catfish
Bandages for Motoronin ray
Something stolen for the Weeksy trout
It is permissable at some venues to livebait with a wobbly GSXR rider in the fast group.
Of course rumours persist of a motorcyclist no angler has ever caught.
The Danno salmon, a shy and slow moving fish that cannot get its velcro near enough to the bottom to get caught