Charles showed his true madness not in his weather reporting or talking to plants but in the fact he would rather get in bed with Camilla past it Bowles than Dirty Diana.
Meanwhile, she was shagging every ginger army officer that crossed her path before she sprogged out ginger halfwit Harry.
I really think we should electrocute the lot of them and bulldoze Buck house, Windsor and Sandringham to build more part ownership houses for the oik classes.
I cannot think of a single reason that my childrens generation will be best served by a monarchy of blow bys (bastards) and inbreds. This country is fooked, tourism wont save it and having a monarchy certainly wont. We could put a picture of Kelly Brook on the stamps at least we would enjoy licking that.