Proper Bar Etiquette

For all you "sensitive" fuckheads who think it appropriate to call a drink a "martini" that isn't clear and doesn't have olives, or brings your babies to a fine dining establishment after 20:00 - you know, one that requires reservations - here's some advice for the ages:

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