Rectum Stretcher

>> While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
>> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
>> wait.
>>
>> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
>> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
>>
>> To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
>>
>> 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
>>
>> I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
>>
>> The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
>> rectum stretcher do?'
>>
>> 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
>> up to
>> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
>> from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
>> surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
>>
>> 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arseho!e?' he asked
>>
>> 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
>>
>>
>> Traffic Ticket $95..00
>>
>> Court Costs $45.00
>>
>> Look on the cop's Face....... PRICELESS!