Scariest Halloween Ever

I had a horrible fright last night.

After enduring the feeble attempts of the neighbourhood youth to frighten me out of some sweets, or a quid for their next crack fix, I settled down to watch something on SKY.

I was just dozing off when I was scared out of my chair by the most frightening sight I have ever seen on tv.

Barclaycard have brought out a new advert. Those of you fortunate enough not to live in this country can see it on youtube by typing in Barclaycard waterslide.

Basically, a guy in an office strips down to his undercrackers and slides down a waterslide.............................................not very scary you think..........................................................................

But wait til I tell you who the guy is.............................................................................................

The face, and body!!!!!!, of this capaign is our own..........................

BIG TOBY

With the worlds economy in tatters through irresponsible lending. You would think that the debt monkeys at Barclaycard would have blighted our miserable existence enough.

But no, everytime I go in my living room there is Big Toby in his skivvies



No doubt the other money lenders will respond and we will have Howard from the Halifax pole dancing next.

OI, BARCLAYCARD, NO! A JOKE IS A JOKE BUT YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.

If you, like me, wish to complain about this tasteless filth in a television advertisement write to the television complaints department Jonathon Ross House, Russell Brand Avenue, London.

Some fuckwah on buryhillbikers discovered this too.............my small screen debut ladies and gentlemen.....

JEZZUS !!! is this true?.... no wonder you are in the the Mod squad, I had no idea that big toby dee is a national celebrity.

National treasure, I like to think