Right then, ZZR 1400 – Ahem....
Already I have had one new experience with it. I found myself wondering what the max advised speed for top box and panniers is, not a thought that had ever crossed what passes for my brain before. Anyway more of that later.....
So – What’s it like Mr
It’s huge, really really long! Next to the SD it appears to be a bus.
The one I have just bought also has full touring luggage which makes it look even bigger. I guess the fact that it’s big shouldn’t have come as much of a surprise but even so I was shocked at just how big it looks up close and personal.
Here are some pictures...





Climb on and the next surprise is the riding position. Much more sports bike than tourer. Perhaps my memory is letting me down but the bar, seat, pegs triangle seems much like I remember from my Fireblade . It’s not at all uncomfortable but after several years on the SD and other sit up and beg stuff it genuinely came as a shock. Some people put bar risers on them and I can see why now although I’m happy the way it is.
Once over the shock of a sports bike rising position it is actually very comfortable. At standstill it feels heavy and it is a bit of a handful shoving it about on my gravel slightly hilly drive but I could trickle along below walking pace feet up without any trouble at all so it’s well balanced and no trouble in town.
Took it for a very brief solo run and even this was enough to demonstrate that it’s all about that engine. I had read that they lack low down punch – Errr, not really.
Out of my house, turn right, 200 yards turn right again onto A road. Gentle snick up through the gears (no clutch needed) whilst fiddling with my jacket and helmet strap and never exceeding 6K revs. Silky smooth, didn’t really feel all that rapid but speedo told a different story. Slipped past a little traffic, clear section, pin it full chat in 3rd and 4th just to see what all the fuss is about. Strangely this was the least exciting warp drive I have ever experienced. It growls a bit and starts to tingle in the higher rev range but honestly it’s smooth as silk. If they ever work out how to solve the energy density problem and develop powerful electric road bikes I think this is what they would feel like.
Acceleration is in F1 car territory, think Veryon, F40 that kind of thing but the actual experience of it is nothing like you think. Rather than a violent explosion hurling you at the horizon it’s like being on the end of a huge bungee when somebody cuts the tether. Just a wall of linear acceleration that doesn’t stop or fade, completely fuss free and if you run out of revs snick up another gear and do it all again. The most undramatic 0 to 150 in 10 seconds you will ever experience.
Which brings me to the top box and luggage speed issue. Having been on the bike for well under a minute and having pinned what is the most powerful production road bike in the world on an A road you might expect that I was having a drama but I wasn’t. In fact it was so calm and unflustered that I had time to muse on the likely survival of the luggage should I keep going. Some might think this boring and perhaps the novelty will wear off but for today it makes me smile that so much fury can be disguised in this way.
After my haircut (the purpose of the solo trip) I picked up Hilary and we went for a quick 30 mile spin on a good twisty well surfaced A road. She reports good comfort but with me a bit more crouched down it’s a windier for her. I’m sure one long run will get everything acclimatised and settled into place. We even did some shopping, shoved it in the top box and brought that home!
The bike scarcely seemed to notice the extra mass and was happy swinging gently round the twisties and dismissing traffic as if it wasn’t there.
Is it as much fun as an SD – No of course not
In its own way is amusing and will it work as a tourer, time will tell but it’s an encouraging start.