Some f*"@ing pikey cn*t just tried to steal my bike!

Maybe you disturbed the bling fairies as they fitted more shiny nonsense to your bike?

Or perhaps the local youth had heard of a new stunt master in town? Having missed your latest display outside the tyre shop they tried to console themselves with a glimpse of your battlescarred charger.

Otherwise we are forced to admit you had a lucky escape from ASBO laden, underclass guttersnipes so typical of London's youth. They would have sold your bike to some Fagin type for their next crack fix.

Fagin would have sold off bits of your pride and joy to all and sundry on e bay (I am after the Motobox and clutch cover, Fagin if you are listening ).

Your insurance would have made you a derisory offer. After all, they dont appreciate fairy lights and orange stickers as much as you do. You would have bought another Superduke,cos you is an addict, back come Gary, Barry and Weeksy then the whole sad cycle repeats itself.

Glad you got there in time. I am sure a man of your ability could think of a way to wire your Allmax chain up to the electrical mains and fry the fookers next time

Going to be a sleepless night for you tonight. Standing by the front door with a basball bat in hand.

Damn.....I leave my S.D. in the driveway overnight WITH the key in the ignition half the time (not usually on purpose, I forget to grab the key). I think if it is stolen from my property, it is covered by my home owners insurance. I wouldnt get nearly what it is worth, but..."Mr Insurance man, they also broke into my car and took $2000 dollars worth of computer equipment, my Iphone, and the brand new sound system I just installed" . Glad they didnt nab your bike Klinky

Just had to check they were legal to possess, was not 100% sure if you needed a firearms certificate (due to the explosive internals), pretty sure they are legal due to not firing a live round as long as diameter of BLANK cartidge is not more than an one inch and diameter, as such it does not class as a prohibitted ammunition as its not ammunition.

(bet all the yanks are like WTF we got guns here and you talking about the legalities of a blank cartridge )

Just make sure you dont forget about it though I know of people who have opened the garage door and been deaf for a week after forgetting to unhook them. Uber-noisy with the echo from a garage

And just to clarify im not endorsing it just showed you where you can get it, what you do with it after that is up to you

I am aware of one chap who changed the blank cartidge for a real one and blew some burglars foot off, and no he did not get away scott free....

When i get my garage I'm def (excuse pun ) putting a couple of these bad boys in there. One on the door and another on the bike. If they have any hearing left after that I'd be amazed

It sucks you guys cant own guns. I cant even imagine not having a gun. I grew up shooting guns with my grandpa and he always taught us how to properly handle and shoot them safely. Guns dont kill people, people kill people.

damn that is harsh..!! havin to lock them up to the flor chain em to the lamp post..!! shite..!! That sux, here we got the same relaxed feel as the states except we dont have crazy farkers with guns everywhere..

If I was livin in a place like that, I woul dhave mine parked in the house..!!

All the best and if you catch the little theives give em a floggin for me too..!!

My bad for turning it into a gun debate, but it is a good debate. I do know where Denmark is by the way. I'm old enough that I grew up when we still had decent education here in the states (I still cant spell though). I've even been to Europe before and hoping to visit a friend stationed in Germany sometime in the first half of next year.