the human element

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

Fecking BBC, why they are the elitists of the world I will never know ?

if someone (China or N.Korea or Russia) would carefully place a large nuke in my backyard.....

chances are the BBC would let everyone in to thare special club... I say WTF !!??

metinks the feckers must have had some oil deal brewing in the twin towers say September 10th of 2001 and the deal fell through,

the BBC had stock in the deal and called it a conspiracy theory and blamed the GOP.

Then Ted Turner said screw them and they said yeah we will block yer dumb arses .... see how you like them apples..

then the french said OK then.... we will not send you arse holes any more "French fries" then the GOP said.... FINE THEN!!

we need to get our fat asses on a diet anyway so stick yer French fecking fries up yer damned arses... and it has never ended since that time..

Then Tony Blair says ok you idiots we will help you even though the Germans hate you still till today and he said we will send some boats and

guns and some more stuff like fish and chips over thare to help make a presence known cos the whole world hates your bullying arses...

Then the US GOP came to one small ..... joe and asked him.... WTF joe?... why does everyone hate us so much.... can you help us?....

joe said sure I will help you idiots but you have to stop pushing people around toot sweet..... and they looked at me like this .... then joe said...

this is the fundamental problem with you people, you run around setting new rules that only you can abide by,

placing blame on all others but never assuming any yourselves. this is called "self righteous syndrome",

it is a devastating disease that tricks its host into thinking it is right and all others are wrong.
TheJoker

TheJoker

I kinda lost your thrad in there Joe, but on the original point of the BBC being a publicly owned horse's arse, I couldn't agree more. I forget what the eye wateringly expensive license fee is these days, but it's a lot and in exchange all we get is yet more series of "Strictly Gay Dancing", "Dr Gay" and "Gayenders"... then don't get me started on the BBC's bloody news coverage, "Gordon Brown found to be even more fantastic than previously believed" etc. Anyone would think the corporation was state funded, the way they suck up to the gummint... er, hang on...
Ah, well that's my 1st rant of 2009 out of the way.
Schnauzer

Schnauzer

John, The rant must live on, it must prevail in this world of woah, I find that I should never confront anyone head on, rather like a raptor from the side.

People have a strange nature to them, I will be the first to admit... I can roam the world over on the inter web as you fine folks call it but the BBC

are the only one who blocks me from viewing content, sure.... many of you may think I am funny.... (which I do think I am, and I have been like this since I was a toddler)...

But my point is that to be an elitist club is not the best thing for the self preservation of a country, it actually impedes progress... think about these things...

In the history of the the world the English have had some of the most deadly plagues known to human kind,

the reason is of the unproductive nature of the rulers of this nation. One must ask One's self?.... ponder on these things, the Chinese do not take credit

for being the oldest nation on the face of the earth because they are humble, they do this in the face of hippocracy.

If thare was only one blueprint model for the the whole wortld to follow it would be established in the far east, hands down.

they hold the keys to the future and people should give homage as joe does. Now I am not saying that the Chinese are a wholesome country but

what i am saying is that the keys to the worlds problems are locked up inside that culture that comes from that part of the world,

it is more a philosophy than anything else. A way of thinking, it is endless and expansive, has no boundaries and holds all of the keys.
Schnauzer

Schnauzer

I'll be fooked if I'm paying my licence fee every year so Joe can watch for poxy free on the interweb!
wrebitup

wrebitup

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wrebitup

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Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

Schnauzer, believe this er no,, but joe is nearly PC illiterate and some may say... ("wonder") to that notion....

they do not say on the link to PAY them..?! alls they say is I am out of the realm of discovery,

not allowed to come in, they should place an admission fee if they want fecking money...

I call it SMUG to quote a dear beloved friend of mine I will call him 'F' and you figure it out..

from humor to sarky, em will just not be able to measure up?....

but in other ways I could serve as a footstool for advanced thinking,

philosophical mind frazzle ...

You folks should watch that video in it's entirety cos it is hilarious,

I love the positive promotion of a life style and a rocking country.
SDSmurf

SDSmurf

Joe, we get the same message when trying to watch US shows on NDC.com, scifi.com etc. Global media performance rights and all that.