This is how you advertise a motorcycle

Courtesy of Kawasaki Japan

Hmmm. Would that be excitment or fear they're selling.

I have seen some of their famous Japanese adds, to be honest I'm not sure if they would do well out of Japan!

And I don't think this one will either!

(does ktmguy get sensible????) Nah

Not good to be incontinent at that age......

Chinese, not japanese.

The interweb tells me: This is actually Chinese. "誠徵 大膽女友" roughly translates to - Seeking: Bold/daring girlfriend.

If the bitch pissed all over my seat or she would get jettinosed off the back via a big wheelie and be dumped on the road on her pretty little ass

Comrades: What the hell are you guys talking about? I can't see anything unusual

I'm thinking that I would be pissing myself trying to ply a ZX-10R anywhere on public roads in China.

This is how you advertise