train travel

Dukerider03

Dukerider03

A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


> At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,


> I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?


> I'm awfully cold.'



>'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'


> 'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.


> 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f@#king blanket.' >


> After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.


> The End