Ugliest bike you've ever seen?

So, the other thread gave me an idea... beauty is in the eye of beholder they say, does oposite also hold true?
what is the ugliest, most repugnand bike you've ever seen?
lets see the monstrosities that make you wander about the sanity of its designers!
Lets stay away from 'home made' stuff, just to narrow it down a bit...


my choices:
buel rr 1000



morbidelli v8

Is this what you meant:-

Buell 1000 RR

Hang on a minute, did somebody fix it, had no pics before.

Damn ugly though

R1200ST - Can't stand the looks...... I just can't...


Buell 1125R - At least it apparently rides well. What did Erik Buell truly think when his designers showed him this design?


Confederate Wraith - Crazy, different, innovative (and I love it for that). But just look at it. Really look at it...


Can we throw in prototypes? Yamaha Gen-ryu - It'd look better if it was a waterbike or something...


But honestly, Smokey 'got it' with that Buell RR .
At least the Morbidelli has a V8 to talk about!

Got to be the bmw for me, just dont like um plus you smell of wee if you ride one

hooch ya fugger...

and def this fecker :

That's FUGLY, but I don't think it counts.

yer the one with no hair mate, a merkin you shall be.

Should a Merkin be allowed to vote on a subject of taste ?

joe must be tasteless, but this would not explain why i accepted you?....

the bike was a pig without the snout! (this is not a vote anyhow Martin?....)

I snapped this a couple of years ago in Fredericksburg Main St, TX.

The worst looking mainsteam bike bike for me would be the Suzuki GSXF Katana, utter shite would rather not have a bike!

Suzuki have designed some crap bikes

Just wait guys... The Chinese are coming!

four little beauties, even their mothers couldnt love:

sorry guys...have the ultimate one here..and one that i has almost forgotten about..unfortunately something stirred deep down inside of me and ....well i'll let you decide..i present the Quasar!!!

Ok, here it is....juss like MC Hammer....Hammer time... can't touch this!



feckin hideous

Martin, joe is sorry for being a harsh thug, anyone that calls joe a bitch is asking for a beating,

I feel bad so... I came to say sorry old chap. what I said was not fair.

Dead thread resurrection

Hero RNT Diesal electric

Wow talk about one from the archives! How far did you have to dig to find this thread??

The good people of Indiana should have sued.

In 1996 I came very close a Bimoto Mantra.


A few months later a purchased a 916S

Finally. .. The too homo. .. I can't believe that this hasn't been added to the thread already.

It's only just uglier than the bmw s1000r naked... granted, both are great bikes but I wouldn't consider owning one. I like to be able to go into the garage and have a perv on my bike, so it has to be something I pretty.

The new Lotus idea of a motorcycle. How can something that is created with the latest materials and technology, (which are intrinsically sexy and beautiful), end up looking so dam ugly? Yet again a team of car designers who just don't get it.