Was it all a dream

Last Saturday I had to pick the wife up from Heathrow after her 3 week holiday in Australia, (sorry it was not a holiday as she was visiting her parents, but if I have 3 weeks recovering from an operation, then that apparently is a holiday).Any hoo I picked her up at 6.30am and got home by 7.45am, and this is where the dream must have started. Within 2 hours I got a shag and was told to go out on the bike if I wanted , well I did not have to be told twice. I took advantage of the hot sunny weather and found my favourite roads with hardly any traffic on and one bend I never seem to get right just came together, ( thats just reminded me of the shag a couple of hours earlier ). I had a brilliant ride, (in more ways than one ) and managed to get back just in time for my bacon sandwich with a couple of cheeky beers. The bike ride was repeated on the Sunday and again I was in heaven, and also the traffic was nowhere to be seen ...... Was I dreaming

Fooking hilarious fella. Perhaps your wife soaked up some laid-back Aussie-ness while she was there... Or she saw how lazy-arsed some Aussie husbands can be and realised how lucky she was. LOL.

EIther way, a few days back in stinky old blightly and your dream will soon be over. My Asian honeymoon gloss was over within an hour of getting back into the UK when a fight broke out in immigration.

Are you sure you picked the same woman up from the airport? I was going to say the right woman but it sounds like you got the right one even if it wasnt the one you dropped off.

fucken genius buddy!! send her away more often fella, sounds win-win to me mate. and while she's away you can ride even more. BLISS!

Or she played up with an Aussie fella and deals guilty.. Nothing works better than a guilty missus... Lol

Back to normality now and I have to build up my brownie points from rock bottom

Just find a good time to throw her over your shoulder. Walk into the beadroom as you spank her ass and get her nekkid. Take charge dude!

I felt the same sense of freedom when my missus went away, and quite frankly it will be a drag if she came back, but that was nine years ago, and I've moved house since then, so fingers crossed...