Went to Singapore 3 years ago. Going thru customs I get asked the typical crap about if I had any guns or knifes.
I tell the agent that I am having trouble with their version of English so speak slow.
So he stands closer and talks louder, with the same sing, sing version.
I go to breakfast in the place I was staying which was part of the deal.
A guy at the door asked me for my wowchure.
Wowchure, I think. WTF ? ?
Voucher, oh! Ok, here is my wowchoure.