what did I miss

Not much really.

Jehadjoe is still gone with occaisional sightings like the Loch Ness Monster we have here.

Talking of Loch Ness we have a scot amongst us now. Well probably a few but the rest are too mean to pay for broadband.

Shade has manned up and got an orange frame.

Klincky has had two/ three/ four numpty crashes since your last post.

Our welsh contributor Buzz came and went quicker than Tom Jones' hair.

Motoronin has gone on a gay cruise of Europe to celebrate his forty years of crashing. Since his visit Greece has gone skint, Spain and Portugal not far behind.

Ducati Pete has given up kinky sex since his bike started fooking him at trackdays.

Everyone has a motobox hurray........except me......boooo

Big Toby is still silent but cottaging for the spam threads.

Superdan our resident dibble of dock green is planning some more bling wirth the overtime he expects when we all start rioting over fuel prices.

Freestyler is still here but keeps threatening to multistrada off. Luckily he is writing to the dealer who doesnt know what a JEW CAT EMULSION LADA :is D

We had an election here. A collection of the most gormeless politicians of our generation failed to oust the worst prime minister of all time. Leaving the useless one eyed cunt still clinging to the mast of this sinking ship like Ahab after Moby Dick had sunk him. At least Bush has gone on your side even if they have replaced him with OJ Simpson's twin brother.

You summed it up rather well but you forgot to mention that due to the fact that our bikes are now worth one half of thier original purchase price. We are all espousing all the wonderfull benefits the SD brings to our otherwise dreadful existance. How we can throw tons of money at it and still bitch about the snatchy throttle responce. Oh and world peace, we have all decided, fook it, its my way or the hiway.
So, pretty much, nothing

My bikes worth one half of F.U.C.K all.

A guy joined the site.....modded the shit out of his bike and then sold it after a couple of weeks then bought a bmw.
New guy joined called ya mother who loves large breasted women, and you have to pm him pics of large hooters.