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Zombie or Supermodel? Learn the difference.

26 posts · Started by Ducati Pete · 31 Oct 2011

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And now I know. Thanks Ducati Pete!
Wonder when the zombie apocalypse occurs if you could tie up and shag a zombie. I mean there has to be some benefits.
In the original book 'I am Legend' (relatively recent Will smith film) the 'hero' does shag a zombie while they are dormant during the day.
Nice.
Mind you supermodels are rarely that attractive if you ask me. So i'm not sure about the sex appeal entry.
Wonder if supermodels look like emaciated boys because most male clothes designers bat for the other side and what they want to do most if dress boys in women's clothes?
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Riding home through central London tonight I have to say I saw a inordinate number of zombie girls on the way to parties. Tall, very good looking, sexy, already tipsy, torn stockings, cheekbones, dark eyes, wild hair, red lips, black tattered clothing,high heels, clutching teddy bears, school girl satchels etc. Very very sexy indeed. Bring on the end of the world I say.
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Zombies rock!
They are a lot scarier since they learnt to run!
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WOW - that's good.
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That one doesn't look very dead.

Quick, get that hooligan pissed guy to hit it with a hammer!
She'll probably hit him back...HARD

(The other one is not dead either, she's a living dead.....)
We need a word for that.....

er.....

Undead?
Or a ............................. Zombie!
A real one, from Holland...She's 60+, was recently in Playboy....But she really is a..................
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Clink, wait till you see the herd in the first episode this season - so tense I was holding my breath!!!
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