Huh - does it include a HUD helmet, so you can watch videos in 7.1 Surround while riding? Does it have auto-steering cruise control directionally managed by GPS and road-feature recognition technology, so all you have to do is sit there?
I had a somewhat analogous conversation with someone this morning, who has been riding nearly every day of his life for the last 50-odd years, about an article reviewing the Can-Am Spyder RS-S (there are now EIGHT models of "Spyder" BTW). Oh, and interestingly, the RS-S comes in ORANGE - LOL.
After all his years of riding (also the owner of more than one open-top sports car), he was remarkably excited about what the reviewers had to say - particularly that it was as close to riding a motorcycle, without actually doing so.
All I could ask was "... what's the point"? "You have motorcycles, which you ride all the time, and some open-top high-performance roadsters for those times when you want doors and roof - optional".
His response was simple - "Good points - it would be silly for me to own one ... but its not the same in a car, not having to wear a helmet ...". To which I responded: " ... you can always wear a helmet in your car if you wanted ...". We laughed at our mutual concerns of how the local constabulary would perceive that (negatively, of course).
The same question "... what's the point ..." comes to mind regarding this 1290 Super Adventure, with it's supposedly superlative mystery electronics (best guess: suspension) of "... the new 1290 SUPER ADVENTURE will feature further absolutely unique electronically supported riding assistance equipment." Who knows, maybe it's automatic pop-out wheels for when one comes to a stop. Or perhaps the seat has a built-in feature that wipes your ass for you. Will it have air bags (like Gold Wings) too?
At a certain point, it seems to me there's an experience value being lost here, where this bike is barely removed from being nothing more than a Jeep Wrangler missing a couple of (driven) wheels. LOL - even their pricing will be comparable.
While I'll never resign to forward controls or three-wheeler (I will stop riding before having to resort to either - sidecars possibly excepted), I can understand the elemental draw of the contemporary "cafe" bike rider, and even that of the H-D owner. Even H-D's full-baggers aren't this ridiculous with features - yet.
At what point are you no longer the operating rider; reduced to being a passenger contributing little more than some steering input? What happened to an engine, two wheels, and little else?