Another London thieving scum story.

So. My business partner has a lovely Triumph Street Triple, black with Arrow exhausts, Rizoma rearsets and a host of other bling. A few months ago his flat in south London is burgled and he looses everything-and I mean everything, they clean out the flat. But they also take his bike keys and so the bike is also gone from outside the house. A few days later the police ring him to say they have recovered the bike - it's been dumped at the side of the road. He gets it back but it has a lot of damage - they threw it out the back of the van!!! Even the engine sump is cracked and it's pissing oil all over the place.

He has to claim on his insurance and they send it to an approved place to get fixed up. Yesterday he turns up at work all happy and beaming. Turns out the shop has done him a lot of favours - replaced everything that was damaged and also replaced the front discs and pads, given it a service, and it's looking better than new. He's moved flats in the meantime and has a fantastic batchelor pad in Shoreditch - totally awesome place but no garage so he's had to leave the bike outside but chained up really good with an Almax chain and disc lock. I took him in an old cover today so he could at least hide it away a bit.

This morning he comes into work gutted. Turns out he gets home from work last night and some fookers have stripped it bare. Rearsets, exhausts, even the instrument console. It was only back in his possession for under ten hours!!

London is a fooked up place to have a nice bike if you don't have a garage or a big dog.

wankers, having to deal with this kind of stuff most days I become accustomed to it almost, they really do have no remorse trust me. Would love to just give some people a good slap in stead of putting them through the courts

What wankers, scum that live off honest peoples sweat & toil.

That's bloody terrible, utter, utter bastards. The thing that pisses me off the most is they'd get a bloody slap on the wrist, they deserve fooking kneecapping..

Not exactly news is it that most big cities are crawling with low lifes........ So why fooking choose to live there

I suggest vigilantiism.. Like to see a legless criminal get away
Why move away and adjust your life... F@ck the f@xking f@ckers up I say. Just do it so that they can never identify you

^^ This^^ Why the fook should I have to move? I love living in London most of the time. Have some great friends here. Its just the thieving low life scum that gives me the right hump. I have fantisised about waiting in the back of my van one night with a baseball bat and jumping out and battering the cnuts as they try and steal my SD. But I would end up doing a 5 stretch and they would end up with compensation

Many people give the U S grief about us being easy on those low lifes.
This is why I love AZ.Here we have castle laws. Our home or car, bikes are our castles.
We can protect them with force.In AZ as crazy as it's sounds the good guys carry guns.I my self am always armed.
If I find someone in my garage at 3 am as long as the holes are in he front.Nobody will asked questions.I also have video cams that surround my house.I can see from any tv in my house my whole area so if I see something going on in my garage.Well lets say they will never know what hit them.until they see the blood running from the holes in their chest.Here we only call the police to pick up the bodies.Now in Calif you would go to jail for that.They say let them have it.Plus you can't have any guns that I think are worth having.My AR15 with the lazer site is not legal there.here it's a mainstay.

It's funny we don't get to much crime hear.When the low lifes know the house they want to rob the owner will kill them if they get caught they stay away. In Calif the bad guys have all the guns. so crime is high because they know they are safe to rob and kill you.
This why I love AZ.

Almost unbelievable - but then not surprising really either. Just found out that my mates Triumph, what was left of it anyway, was completely stolen today in broad daylight. He'd had to leave it where it was because it wasn't ridable with no footrests or ignition or clocks etc. so the thieving scum came back and took it all. Not sure if this is a better outcome or not. I think he might end up being uninsurable after this though - it's not going to go down well with his claim.

FFS what a bunch of cnuts We can only hope they die soon.

Shit news. I'm with the balaclava and baseball bat brigade... How did the get through the Almax? Must have made a hell of noise in full daylight.

He needs to move to a place with a garage. It's the only way. If he can afford a bachelor pad in Shoreditch, he can afford a place with an intergral garage a bit further out in the burbs.

He originally tried putting the bike on a little bit of pavement outside his building with the Almax round a good lamp post but got a ticket straight away. So had to park it on the street where there was no anchor point. This is the city that said the money from charging bikes to pay would be used to fit secure posts to bike parking bays - (which they haven't done). anyway, so despite having an Almax on they just lifted the whole lot into a van I guess. There are hardly any garages in some parts of London - but he'll have to find a place to rent for any replacement bike. It just comes with the price for owning one in the capital.

I'm convinced that my SD would be gone by now if I didn't have a garage. The alarm has saved it a few times and I used to have it Almax'd to a lamp post and that saved it a few times as well. Didn't stop the fookers trying though