But baby, I didn’t mean for it to happen…

It’s not like I was looking or anything. I was just minding my own business and she was sitting there in that tight, white skirt. I didn’t mean to look, but then I saw the red thong at the back of her skirt. She was so young and thin and fit – I just couldn’t stop staring.

Next thing I know, she says “hello” in that sultry voice that says “I’ve never had it… I need someone to show me, to touch me like I’ve never been touched before.”

Before you know it we’re sitting together, and she’s telling me about how hard and fast she can be and how good she could make me feel. Next thing I know I’ve got my hand on her seat and we sneak out the back flush with lustful emotions. In a flash she’s between my legs and letting out sexy little growls as I stroke her.

You can imagine the rest, and that’s how I wound up with this:



I'll probably regret it, but I couldn't stop myself. Anyway, I'll have a SD and a bunch of SD parts for sale. Then I'll really regret it.
Stupid penis.

I think you made a quality move there. She is a sexy thing. Too bad you cant swing a trois, check it out, you might get the bank to orange it.

Beautiful bike!

Grendel has owned the original version of this whore. She screamed just right. You will have lots and lots of fun with her. Grendel believes she complements the SD - not replaces.

Veddy noice. You may have a specific part I need ohhhh so badly to get my girl feelings the G's.

Throttle body linkage ..?

I stopped off at a Triumph dealer yesterday as I was passing. And she was the filthy little whore that tried to tempt me as well (until she realised I was skint that is) Of all the bikes in the showroom that was the one that could do it for me and I don't really dig sports bikes. Just looks like a track beast but would def be a compliment to the SD and not a replacement.

I cant blame you, if i was after a pure sports whore she would be my choice to thrash the backdoors off round a track!

Triumph have done 1 hell of a job with that R model - amazing how desirable she becomes with new suspenders on her

But as others have said, i could only add to the stable of bitches and never get rid of the ol lady

Yeah, the 600 class bikes are the most confidence inspiring bikes you can get.

I too have run a lustful eye over the Trumpy, and if I didn't have a 44 year old spine..................

cute story, but you should be ashamed of yourself.
Absolutely NO self-control...

Very nice bike. But like the others have said, she'll make a better addition than a replacement.

Dont feel bad, you're only human. Men have conquered countries for less.

Nothing wrong with a 675! Much more exciting than the lazy 1050 lump...

Thanks for all the thoughts guys.

I went to give her a good spanking this morning, but she's such a tease during break in - come here, now go away - with the rev limits. I can't wait to really give it to her, but she's going to make my back and neck pay with her gyrations.

I may need to keep the SD in my garage at work so that wifey doesn't know I've kept two mistresses.

Best 600 size bike on the road with the possible exception of the RSV4. Great fun getting all the lights up, handles good, sounds good, brilliant trackday fun. Dead cert to be a licence loser on the road though. I toyed with p/exing my fireblade for one but when I rode it I was going everywhere as fast as on the blade.

Probably best fun 2nd bike you could buy (although I yearn from an Aprilia RS250 at the minute) but I dont see it as a Superduke replacement. If you can afford to keep both for a couple of months I would recommend it. Once you have caught the Superduke bug you have it forever - like Herpes. Once the novelty of the Daytona goes it may do too.

Man whore!!!

steer clear of a talking bike!!! especially one so slutty