Even triumph can't be this gay can they?

Just picked up feb Bike magazine surely this can't be for real?



I have been considering buying a new Speed 3 if the above is not an early April fools joke, triumph have just lost themselves a potential customer.

GAY ,,,,,,REALLY GAY,,,you'd have to have a red rubber nose and big floppy feet to "fit well" on one,,,,

oooh i bet that flies out of dealers, i wonder if there's a huge waiting list! NOT

Well, I had been considering buying a Streetfighter, but now I've seen that, I'm glad I haven't spent my money yet. It'll go nicely with my Diana comemorative, deactivated land mine, which has a picture of Di's face on it and when you tread on it, it plays candle in the wind. Pure class.

Truly horrendous! I gagged when I saw this in MCN. Who in their right minds would buy this????

Beyond belief.

There might be a silver lining. Some poor bastard whose wife otherwise prevents him from getting a bike might let him get this. Then all he has to do is lowside it and get new bodywork!

Well theyve done it before (twice) so they maybe doing it again!? However, triumph themselves have no press releases for it so it may be bo11ox

I think this was a special done by one of the dealers, (maybe Jack Lillie) and it may be a photoshop job to see if there's any interest. (which there won't be I pray)

*cough* Gaytona

Another Royal Triumph. As long as the Empire is stuttering allong, The King's Speech and Royal Weddings are all that they can muster for hope in the future. Sticking the flag on the tank, did not do all that was neccesary to spring hope eternal. A prince of an idea. Even Davies thought that a triumph would not get him one.

I've ordered one....... When our Katie has an affair with a wealthy muslim and gets slotted by MI6 I'll be rolling in la moolah..ba ha ha..

Cant afford another bike but might be able to cough for the helmet...................Rule Britannia.

Harley Davidson needs to make a George Bush edition. Or two, one for the father and one for the son.