How much titanium are you carrying about

Looking at Weeksy's posts on "progression to the SD" and what tracks you've done got me thinking about how many bad off's we must have amassed between us all.
I've had many off road off's ,too many to count and luckily never really hurt myself apart from a few broken ribs and a collar bone . Onroad i've had one which left me with a fair bit of metal work and a few scars,i dont need a sparky left knee slider any more as i've got enough titanium of my own.
How much titanium have you got?
Joe did you pick any up on your last crash ?

I've got a ti plate in my hand, road race crash on a TLR 1000 Suzy. I feel lucky considering all the get offs I've had. Al

Wow! Thats some serious hardware you've got!

I have 8 small Ti plates holding together my orbitals and cheekbones from an unfortunate run in with a tanker truck.

2x ti plates in my spine accompanied but 17 Ti screws and 2x rods

Got away without even as much as a bruise or rash after my 100kph under-the-armco-and-down-the-hill-crash last year But I do carry a titanium watch, does that count

I have a full Titanium Akra Evo system. Does that count?