I love Harleys
28 posts · Started by robinpeck · 21 Oct 2009
Post 2 by VegasSD,
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#7By weighing it in with scrap metal being worth a fortune at the mo i'd be quids in
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Post 9 by Plipton,
#9If any bikes should be hated it's the piss poor rice burning copies .... I'm sure you've seen 'em. Why would anyone take a bike design that relies totally on its name (and marketing bods who have taken decades to conjure up a 'lifestyle' image) for sales then make a shite copy????
Hardly......... No!
Hardly......... No!
That said I do feel sorry for the owners - all that chrome to polish, then put on their chaps, tasseled jacket (complete with back patch), pisspot helmet and then ride around with all your mates on their almost identical 'customised' machines at 30MPH
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#13If I was to take the slower road I'd be in my car.
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Post 27 by Dukerider03,
#27Now, as for the high percentage of "get a lifers", poseurs, fakers, wannabe "tough guys" who buy a Harley for image alone and put on an attitude, sure, they make me sick. But that does not make the entire line of bikes bad, and the company has tried, and indeed succeeded, in bringing quality a long way up.
Post 28 by Surg,
#281. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the �Live to ride�ride to live� statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the �I�m a bad ass motherfucker� harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
9. Leather pants
10. Gloves
11. Wrap around sunglasses
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
13. CAT work boots (new)
14. Leather vest with some �chapter� like: North chapter of pig fooking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.