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Lets have a Chuck Norris thread devoted to him

52 posts · Started by Pig Benis · 02 May 2009

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Post 1 by Pig Benis,

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


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Not only that....

Chuck Norris always has sex on a first date....always

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of..Chuck Norris

Post 2 by SuperDuke69,

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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of toilet paper, unfortunatly it didn't sell very well because it wouldn't take shit from no one.

Post 3 by SuperDuke69,

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Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31 to April 2...... There's no fooling Chuck Norris.

Post 4 by superdukegod,

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Post 5 by superdukegod,

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Post 6 by superdukegod,

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Post 8 by SuperDuke69,

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Post 10 by overthetop.ca,

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[img][img]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd223/wayoverthetop/DSC_1503.jpg[/img] nuff said[/img]

Post 11 by Jody,

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Post 12 by Jody,

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The Guinnes book of records is actually just a book of how close to Chuck Norris' records mortals could get.

Post 13 by cjc,

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On the first day God made the heavens and the Earth, it took him all day!, Chuch Norris made God before breakfast

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Post 15 by SuperDuke-DK,

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Post 16 by Mr_Trecolareco,

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Post 17 by overthetop.ca,

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Post 18 by Mr_Trecolareco,

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Post 19 by collyer,

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If you google Chuck Norris it will come up without a reply CHUCK WILL FIND YOU !

Post 20 by Pig Benis,

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Yeah but only the joe knows.....

when the cameras are not rolling.. Cristy Brinkly kicks Chucks ass to Marrs and back.....

(top secret stuff that the Chuck calls me about!)

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Post 25 by Agent Orange,

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Post 27 by Pig Benis,

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If Chuck Norris had a SD it would have NO snatchy throttle issues,or split oil tube sight glass,or,backfiring with wrong mapping,or dash light issues, or, breather tube weeping problems,or clutch basket bolts backing out,or air box issues. His bike would be the one we all want, faster than vallentino Rossi's M1 ,lightr than your average mountian bike, and never show any tyre wear. The new KTM SD Chuck Norris "R" model......na wait a minute, Chuck don't need no stinkin "R" ....he has the SD CN model...much faster and lighter than the "R" model

Post 28 by FREDDY,

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Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Post 29 by cdlabate,

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Chuck Norris endorses this product




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Post 30 by Zenbiker,

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Coud this be Chuck Norris on his day off

Post 31 by overthetop.ca,

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Post 36 by Pig Benis,

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Post 38 by Mr_Trecolareco,

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Post 41 by cdlabate,

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Post 42 by Mr_Trecolareco,

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Talked the other day with the man himself and he gave the thumbs up for this thread

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Post 43 by cdlabate,

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Post 44 by Mr_Trecolareco,

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Back to work

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Post 45 by ktmguy,

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Post 46 by motoronin,

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Post 47 by AvataR,

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-Everytime chuck norris sneezes he makes all of the ladies in the postcode pregnant, leaving them with justice running down their thighs.

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Post 52 by robinpeck,

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