London is full of chimps...

Today I had to go into Norf East Lahdahn for the day. Trying to drive a car there is actually pointless, the roads are so congested, crammed full of traffic calming bollox, enforcement crap and roadworks it would take longer to drive 20 yards than it would for entire species to evolve from single celled life forms..... So I took the bike. Something I wasn't keen on doing, as parking a bike in Lahndahn invites squids in cars to knock it over, or thieving pikey scum to steal it, or errant chimps to vandalise it....
But I figured "Hey its only one day. What's the chances of anything happening?" - Well the answer is 101% certainty.
Today I had the thrill of returning to find the chimps had been by and in a little spasm of destructive glee, they had kicked all the indicators off the superduke, leaving them dangling like last years left over Christmas decorations.

Unfortunately I have to go back there on Friday...

Wow. (I find my self saying that a lot lately. ) Have the hoodies in London actually devolved into Little Alex and his Droogies? Truly a sad state of affairs my brother. I bet there were passers by who stood by and watched them do it as well. Fookers.

On Friday, you ought to hot wire one of the signals with sodium and fill it with gasoline so that when it breaks, kaboom!!! Of course, then the little picks would sue you.

wankers...And if you beat the shit out of them it's you that gets done for assault. The country's arse about face..

That is feckin bullshit.

I really hate people sometimes...