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Must Have KTM Aftermarket Items for Pure Performance Gains

18 posts · Started by Ducati Pete · 03 Dec 2010

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Awesome.

When I bought my toaster I was full of excitement and then went on the internet and realised a Japanese toaster probably would've made more sense considering I toast everyday.

Yet what I feel is not buyer's remorse. It's something akin to what Harley toaster owners must feel: unreasonable emotional attachment to a machine that simply excels at being itself.
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I'm a bit of a softie for the old branded marketing bling too. As soon as the branding iron became available I got a few of them.

Luke, to answer your question about the best kind of dog I'm not sure as I did all my original testing on small ginger kittens as I found this to be the nearest colour match in the natural world to KYM brand colour. The next door neighbors cat had luckily just had a litter of about ten and so used them. At first I made the mistake of heating up the iron with a gas torch and made it too hot, (cherry red) so the kitten just went up in a puff of smoke and burned fur - you couldn't even see the KTM logo on the corpse. The next attempt I just heated it up for half the time but the cat was wriggling so much that the logo was blurred and indistinct. It smelled bad too. By the tenth kitten I had perfected the technique although unfortunately all of them died before I could show Amy and the kids.

Got the mother cat though and now every time I see it scampering about outside proudly emblazoned with our beloved KTM logo across it's ginger backside I feel a glow of pride and achievement.
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I noticed in Fucktards of Bristol the other day there is a
to stop the pacifier from falling out, brilliant marketing!
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