Here begins todays lesson, from the Book of KTM.
A brother was wanting a new bike and in his search was verily tempted by the vision of Triumph. The Speed Triple laid it's evil on him and he was sorely tempted.
Brother Hawkman heard of his vexed state in the deserts and spoke the true word of KTM (the Book of SuperDuke 9:90). Our troubled brother heard his voice and cried out. Brother Hawkman took his steed to the Land of Aylesbury and said to his Brother - take this SuperDuke and ride it well, so you may learn the Truth and the Torque. Our brother did this and returned to our place of revelation and his eyes had been opened to the truth.
Our troubled brother, is troubled no more and looking for a SuperDuke.
Here endeth todays lesson. Go forth and spread the word.
Amen.
A brother was wanting a new bike and in his search was verily tempted by the vision of Triumph. The Speed Triple laid it's evil on him and he was sorely tempted.
Brother Hawkman heard of his vexed state in the deserts and spoke the true word of KTM (the Book of SuperDuke 9:90). Our troubled brother heard his voice and cried out. Brother Hawkman took his steed to the Land of Aylesbury and said to his Brother - take this SuperDuke and ride it well, so you may learn the Truth and the Torque. Our brother did this and returned to our place of revelation and his eyes had been opened to the truth.
Our troubled brother, is troubled no more and looking for a SuperDuke.
Here endeth todays lesson. Go forth and spread the word.
Amen.