There's a drum. It's a much-loved drum, and anyone can use it.
It's called the 'Dumb-Drum', and is used when the user thinks someone is, well, being dumb. You don't call the user a drummer, they're called Bandwagoneers. Noone owns this drum, and it gets passed around a lot because there are many Bandwagoneers (lots of 04/05 Blade riders )
It gets whipped out of it's case whenever a Bandwagoneer thinks it's needed. Even though it's ridiculously overused, it'll never wear out...
Of late, there has been (small) mention that some folk are no longer satisfied with the power of the Superduke. This is a perfect opportunity for the 'Dumb-Drum' to be thrown to the front line to beat again.
"You don't need more power"
"You don't even use all the power the SD has properly"
"Anyone can go fast in a straight line"
"Someone could easily go faster on your bike than you"
"It's not the bike, it's the rider"
Ah, hear it beat it's annoying little pedantic beat...
Some people just want more fooking power. They probably acknowledged long before the beating started that they "don't need more". That they "don't use it properly anyway", and that "anyone can go fast in a straight line".
Who cares man, they just want more power!
Need versus Want. Let 'em be and go find yourselves a new drum
It's called the 'Dumb-Drum', and is used when the user thinks someone is, well, being dumb. You don't call the user a drummer, they're called Bandwagoneers. Noone owns this drum, and it gets passed around a lot because there are many Bandwagoneers (lots of 04/05 Blade riders )
It gets whipped out of it's case whenever a Bandwagoneer thinks it's needed. Even though it's ridiculously overused, it'll never wear out...
Of late, there has been (small) mention that some folk are no longer satisfied with the power of the Superduke. This is a perfect opportunity for the 'Dumb-Drum' to be thrown to the front line to beat again.
"You don't need more power"
"You don't even use all the power the SD has properly"
"Anyone can go fast in a straight line"
"Someone could easily go faster on your bike than you"
"It's not the bike, it's the rider"
Ah, hear it beat it's annoying little pedantic beat...
Some people just want more fooking power. They probably acknowledged long before the beating started that they "don't need more". That they "don't use it properly anyway", and that "anyone can go fast in a straight line".
Who cares man, they just want more power!
Need versus Want. Let 'em be and go find yourselves a new drum