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Where are DrSwade's race reports?

44 posts · Started by drswade · 09 Apr 2011

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Some of you may have noticed the lack of my race reports and my selling all my trick SD bits as of lately. Well, now I will let everyone know why.

On the 28th of February I did a track day with my newly formed team, Uniform Speed. It was a cool morning and everyone was taking it easy, just laying down some smooth, easy laps.
I had problems with my KTM slipper and replaced it with a Yoyodyne clutch. I rolled out onto the hot pit, accelerating at my normal pace with the intention of just feeling out the clutch. Maybe 50-6- miles per hour and nearly straight upright.

Just before the exit to the pit where you turn left and enter the track, the rear of the bike shot out to the right. The feeling of this was the equivalent of someone stopping the front wheel and the rear shooting out the way it would when you grab too much throttle deep into a turn. The bike laid over on it's left side, planting my left side heavily onto the pavement.
The bike continued on, twirling and bouncing off of the barrier.

When I stopped rolling and sliding I waited a second to see if I was OK.
The first thing I noticed was pain in my left foot. I figured I would scoot over to the barrier and await assistance. That's when I notice my pelvis felt like a bag of loose beans or grain. Not Good!

The medics looked at me and within 30 seconds said "roll the helicopter"!
I spent 4 hours in a trauma room where they worked to save my life. I didn't realise how serious my condition until 10 days later when I spoke with the trauma surgeon.

I suffered a open dislocation of my left ankle with a fibular fracture. The muscles on the left side of my pelvis tore off but not before breaking the front of my pelvis. The front was separated by 4 inches and the left side was moved up by 3 inches. This strain caused the back of my pelvis to crush/shear at the sacrum. I had a torn urethrae and significant internal bleeding in my pelvis. (This was the life threatening part.) I compressed T-12. Tore my left triceps.

I had a procedure each day for the first 9 days in hospital.
I was released after 13 days and have been home for 3 weeks.
I am confined to a wheelchair for at least 2-3 months.
It seems I will make a full recovery with only a limp. It will be a long road though.

My racing career is over just as it started.
Time will tell.

I tell this story because I want to show what a great crasher the SD is. My bike will probably get totaled only because of the ridiculous replacement part prices. If the insurance company allows me to purchased the salvage rights on the bike, I will have many parts for sale in the future. I will only keep the LC8. Check out that front wheel!

I would like to note that I was wearing some very fine gear which helped keep the injuries from being greater.

I wore a Forcefield ProL2 back protector, their rib protector and adventure shorts padded underwear. My torso was bruised from my shoulders to my legs yet I suffered no rib injuries, punctured lungs or internal thoracic bleeding. I can't express how much this stuff saved me.
I wore Knox Handroid gloves. There was no tearing on any of the leather but at each place where there was a slider, the plastic was significantly ground down. They did their job.
My Alpinestars Supertech R boots are wasted. My tibia all but broke through the side of the boot. They probably saved me from further injury as the torsion devices on the inner boot is twisted and broken. they did their job.

Suit: $1000
Boots: $500
Rib protector: $100
Back protector: $140
Underwear: $150
Gloves: $250
Helmet: $800
All gear destroyed by crash or cut off by medics. Now useless.

Mates! Buy good gear! Protect yourselves at any cost!
The gear you think is costly now will seem like a bargain when you need it to perform!
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I am posting a link to my photobucket below.
WARNING!! THIS MAY NOT BE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SEE!!

Mods may choose to delete this.
I personally found this to be fascinating!
I post this link for informational purposes.

Apparently, the body has an incredible method of dealing with pelvic bleeding and trauma.
I was AMAZED when only 8 hours after my crash I looked down to see this.
I have been told that there are guys that see double this amount of swelling.
The picture is of my scrotum the evening of my crash.
Prepare to cringe!
http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab14 ... lsack1.jpg
holy crap!!! im glad that you lived to tell the tale... that looks seriously sore.

I hope you have a speedy recovery mate. If there is anything that the SD fraternity can do, let us know
Dude - looks like some rough injuries. Heal well!
GWS mate, you took a pounding there!
Holy dooley,, did the bike body slam you or what ??? Hope you heal up quick, all the best.
You are a man with the same fascination with the recording of injuries as me! Respect!

But on a serious note, sorry to hear about events. Sounds like you were unlucky to sustain so many serious injuries but then again you appear to have a good prognosis for the future if you take it easy and be patient. Having spent a few months with my leg in plaster at the end of last year I can only sympathise with the frustration you are going to go through on the road to recovery but it will be worth it.

You going to get someone to strip the clutch cover off the engine? I'd be wanting to see if it was the clutch that came loose that caused the bike to behave the way it did. It will always be eating you up if you never get to find out.

Speedy recovery mate.
Those are some big balls you have there sir

That sounds like 1 hell of an unlucky `off` dude! Maybe it wouldnt feel so bad if it had happened in battle

Like Bic id be keen to get that clutch pulled and see what the hell went wrong

Anyway, rest up bro and get well soon!!!!
Holy Shit you need a wheel chair just to move those ball around!

Sorry to hear you're in such a bad way. Easy yo forget just how bad a 50mph off can be even on track. Get well soon dude and hope the career isn't over.
Ohh that sounds bloody nasty, GWS mate.
Lets hope you make a Quick Recovery and one day get back on a sd thats if the balls let you
happy & quick heeling take it easy
GWS dude.

Good thing that you were wearing top quailty kit. Could have been a lot worse, you could have lost your ballls!!!

All seriousness, hope you have a good recovery.
Damn that looks painful! Hope you have a speedy and full recovery.
Whish only the best for you....and a full recovery
Thanks everyone!
Yes, there was some speculation that the clutch may have contributed. Hell, I even thought about that front brake thing that people have experienced.
It was neither.
The experience was bizarre. Like being clotheslined, but with the rear doing a low side inspired slide out. You can see the tyre is new. Maybe 7 laps on it.
I have a lot of time on this model tyre and know it well. Last race in Las Vegas I was sliding both tyres in a 100mph+ right hand sweeper. Much confidence in those tyres. Very predictable.

I have since removed the clutch and sent it off to the UK to one of our SD mates.
The problem lies elsewhere.
If I had to make a wild guess it would be I hit the smallest patch of something slippery on or near a painted line.
This was pretty early in the day. If they run cars on the track the day before, it sometimes takes a while for the residuals to be worn off.
I rode this track a week after NASCAR. You have never seen a track so messy. Oil sweep EVERYWHERE! Especially on the turn ins and apexes! OUCH!

I was getting pretty fast at that track and it was a matter of time before I crashed there again. Just not like this.

If it was at a known crash spot or if it happened in a race then I would understand.
This just sucked!
Cheers everyone!
Rob
The yellow thin line is my path. The first orange dot is where I stopped and the second orange dot is where my bike ended up. The bike bounced off the last part of the right hand wall and careened over to the left. That yellow stripe on the track entrance in where I think my tyre may have broken loose.
Grendel thinks the worse crashes are the ones you can't figure out the cause. Otherwise how do we get better?

Speaking of getting better - do that friend.
The problem with Soopadooks and Soopadookers is one's definitely tougher than the other...and your bollox prove it pal..
Having just spent the weekend tending to two mate who had a big off up in the Malaysian boonies and banged themselves up pretty bad, I can honestly say that I feel for you Buddy. Do take it easy and get healed.
What a freaking accident !!

Hope you get well soon !
Wow... sorry to hear that.
Hope you make a speedy recovery.

Oh, and I didn't have the balls to click on the link to the picture
That’s a tough outcome for a small accident. Often seems to be the innocuous looking slip ups that do the most damage.

I just wanted to write to give you some encouragement based on experience.

My brother had a car accident some while back that resulted in very similar injuries to yours in the pelvis area and internal bleeding. He had very significant sacrum damage, lots of other broken bones including the skull as well as a lot of organ and tissue damage including lungs and liver. Overall his accident involved much more energy than yours and did more overall damage but as mentioned the pelvis, leg / abdominal injuries were similar or worse than yours.

He is walking round now with nothing more serious than weakened toe / ankle muscles, a limp and lots of numb patches around his legs. The nerves that run the leg muscles and leg senses run through the sacrum so a lot depends on how crushed and mangled that was. To be honest my brothers was a mess and over the course of about six months he still got a lot of feeling / control back. From memory he had about 4 months in a chair and a lot of time on a bike after that rebuilding leg strength.

It’s tough that you have to overcome all this and you will get down moments as it drags on but based on my experience and the description of your injuries you will almost certainly make a good recovery. Would I race after that list of breakages, probably not but then I’m getting on and a lot more chickenshit than I used to be. Would I keep riding, you bet!

Good luck with the recovery.
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For the record, my junk has returned to near normal. Whatever that is. Just hope it still works when I need it to. Let's just say it will be a while before my pelvis does any thrusting.

Thanks to all for the words of encouragement and compassion.

I am all too familiar with the angst of recovery as I have had two spine fusion surgeries. Guess I left that part out.

Kind of funny. When the trauma room did my x-rays, they saw all of the existing hardware in my spine (4 massive 8mmx55mm lag bolts) and just looked at me and shook their heads as if to saw WTF are you doing racing bikes?

I am 47 years old in case anyone was wondering. Now I am accused of the "mid life crisis" thing.

Cheers everyone!
Rob
Best wishes for a speedy recovery - very sobering given that both my last two offs were at similar speeds.
Good lord Rob!!! Very sorry to hear about the off. I'm planning to catch the afm round this month and was looking forward to meeting you. GWS and keep us posted on how you're getting on.

Chuck.
Ooh, that looks really nasty! All the best and hope you have a quick recovery.
I didn't look at the pics either, but from the writing all I can say:

glad your'e here
get well soon
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Really sorry to hear about your crash Dr S, sounds bizarre, nothing worse than not knowing why something happened.

Love that you posted the pic of your humongous balls, I'd have done the same thing, did you know there are guys that go for that look with saline injections, albeit perhaps not with so much purple, so if you got used to them and are now getting withdrawal symptoms and now feeling like your balls are too small, you know like when you come off the freeway and suddenly 40 feels like 10mph, then don't worry, you can regain the full swollen glory with a little saline

Seriously though I wish you all the best in your recovery, I've been lucky enough that serious injuries are not in my repetoire of things I know something about so I have no insight into what you have to deal with but hope you can come out the other side in good form and spirits.

On a lighter note with regards to keeping your spirits up, I guess you won't be doing the timewarp for a while either

Thank you for answering questions in regards to your racer state of mind.
Your girlfriend sure did come through and good on her for sticking in there when the going got tough,
That must have been quite an ordeal for her to go through.
Will the SD need to look like it was on the road in order to collect from a wreck?
I am wondering if you will be able to wheel about in May at the AMA round at Sears Point.
I plan on heading up as it is one of my favorite venues. The only Ca. track that I feel is a waist of effort a spectator is Fontana, though I remember you saying that it was quite fun to ride.
We, or should I say I, often ponder on what goes on in a racers head and just how they got enough gumption to line up on a grid. Track days are filled with great thrills and challenges, that is as far as I dare go.
Mayhaps we will get a ride report about your trip around the world. One thing for sure is,I am sure that two wheels are still in your future
May your recovery take on a uniform speed.
TJ!
Yes I knew about the saline thing. I stumbled onto that in the early days of 33.6 modem downloaded internet porn.
I had forgotten about it. Thanks for the reminder.
Truly twisted....
In 04 i unloaded in a slow speed corner returning to the pits after a session. Highside ,no idea why, broken pelvis. (broke half the socket out of the left hip)
Please take the time to heal up.
Don't beat yourself up looking for answers.
I never found out why.
Hope you do.
You can find your own reasons to ride, race, or park it .
If anyone ask's nowdays what happened I'll reply-
"The Damn THINGS Only Got TWO WHEELS- 'bound to tip over once in awhile."
Good luck
Jeff
Looked for you at Infineon Sunday. Was told GoGo had a garage but couldn't find you guys. Was wearing my Super Duke shirt and hoping you'd spot me. Maybe next time.
wish you a speedy and complete recovery.

are you wheels painted or powdercoated?
Well all, I saw the surgeon yesterday and the repair was a total failure. Not only has my pelvis shifted close to where it was after the crash but now I have damage to my left femur head socket.
The screws came loose and there has been no healing in 9 weeks.
I have to go in next week for a way more invasive and drastic repair.
Sure is disappointing after all this time in the wheelchair.
Looks like a few more months in the "chair".
Here are the latest shots.
I tried to upload the after crash and after surgery repairs but they are pdf and I couldn't figure it out.
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Notice the pelvic arc and the loose screws.
Total shit!

The big 8mm bolts are from my two previous back fusion surgeries back in 1999 and 2002.
im guessing the top shot is older and the bottom is newer? sorry to hear that the fixation didn't take. good thing ur L-spine fusion didn't fail in the wreck tho and u don't have a brain injury.

best of luck on the upcoming revision i hope the surgeons can get it right this time.
NASTY off Dr.!!! Holy crap..!!!!!! Makes me think twice..Ok..Now that's over... ...
Seriously...I've had my share but never quite had your results...That's some balls ya got there bro..!!!!!
GET WELL SOON..!!!!

Mike
As Grendel understands it Rob (Dr Swade) is undergoing his second set of surgeries. As he stated the last ones were a failure. Hope he reads this all drugged up so post up some interesting tid-bits to keep his mind elsewhere....


Good luck!
Rod,

That is awful and also not a little surprising as over here pelvic fractures are monitored closely and adjusted often if required to maintain satisfactory alignment. My brothers was pinned in such a way that the cross braces on the exo skeleton could be adjusted (using a spanner!) to fine tune the bits and keep everything lined up. They did this on a daily basis to begin with, less so later but still often until the bone fusion was well established.

Fingers crossed that they get it right second time round. I wish you a speedy and full recovery!
That's a terrible shame mate. I hope the surgery went well and that your recovery will be swift. MotoGP from Le Mans this weekend. Hope you can get to a telly to watch it.
Ouch Rob,
I'm sorry to hear about about the set back. Try to stay positive. You might not heal faster, but the view is better.
When I was laid up and sick of shit I'd listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
One of his best pieces and done when he was terminal.
...Feel better already don't ya!
Heal fast Jeff
Sorry to hear you have to go through it all again dude. Keep your chin up and hope things go well 2nd time around.
That's frustrating, Hope everything goes well this time around for you.
Hey Mates!
Just wanted to let you know I had the surgery Friday and the doc pulled out all stops. I have a big external fixator so I doubt the pelvis will shift this time. Can't spend too much time surfing on this phone's tiny screen as the meds don't agree with me too much. I just wanted to let you all know how things are going.
Thanks for all the good thoughts!
Cheers!!!
Rob
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