Zoomertastic..

After following Reaper back to his house, I managed to convince him to come on the Zoomer instead of taking the chav chariot back into town for beers, he mentioned my habit of crashing. After much cajoling we zoomed round town picking up bits an bobs for a bbq and stopping for a couple of obligatory pints laughing like maniacs the whole time. A mate snapped this shot of a cupla porkers on a rather small moped....

That poor, poor 50cc engine Did it make 20mph with you two on it?

20mph lol

After they popped into kebab shop opposite, id say 10mph

lets just say that ronins international mission to reduce BHP per Ton figures of other peoples bikes

(see this thread - )


...........may have backfired on himself! At only 4 BHP its was never going to be spritely even with an emaciated teenager riding it...... with a combined weight of in excess of 465lbs you can imagine that gavity momentum and bravery played a big part in the shopping experience....... as did speed bumps as i couldn't see them coming and the fat coont would fail to mention them due to hysterical giggling from the front....... lets just say that the only part the suspension played in the trip was after we got off........

anyone owning a pair of 70's platform flip flops please post them to scooteronin as his cornering and breaking technique is currently wearing out a pair a trip - he needs thicker soles!

Looking good fellas, looking good

caption : " and for my next feat I will break the chain through the front wheel and the steel post holding it by merely rolling forward using the power generated only by my massive calves. Love ya 'Ronin! Oh wow! You really DO have a "POOF" helmet.