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The secret couples TD @ Brands - SAT 21st Feb
79 posts · Started by Ducati Pete · 18 Feb 2009
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Post 8 by Stupid Luke,
#8I hope I can move.
Post 9 by Andy,
#9In fact if photographer is there you can borrow my bike, leathers and lid also. Then I might get some decent pictures for once.
Any ideas how I will get all the baby oil out of the inside of my leathers after though? See, it is dirty work being a pervert
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Post 20 by Ducati Pete,
#20Keep us a spare slot in the garage chaps - Promise not to bum you while you're not looking
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Post 22 by Harry Monk,
#22Post 23 by Stupid Luke,
#23Never really thought of premature ejeculation as a problem for men anyway.
Surely, once you have done all the lying to them and the being nice to them and the grovelling and the guilt trip and the endless foreplay....
Once you actually get to the poke in the whiskers stage then surely, the sooner it is over with the better. You may even get back to the bar before last orders.
It is in our genes. Back in caveman days Fred would impregnate Wilma as quick as he could to get next door and have a go on Betty before Barney gets home.
It is only women and that tantric twat, Sting, that have a problem with this.
My main problem is that, because of my winning personality, I am as attractive to women as a cervical smear test. Now Freestyler could help here by lending me his Leopard skin skate shoes - but he wont
So I have to use reverse psychology to get my end away. If my missus should have a small mishap with the car I dont shout or moan. I simply mention she now owes me two shags.
Fortunately, she is a crap driver so I am sorted for Xmas and my birthday for the next two years at least.
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Post 25 by Andy,
#25I hope Schnauzer's wrist is OK. Get well soon fella!
Great to meet some superduke riders. Big Toby taught me a neat trick with a water bottle! He even tried his best to give me his credit card. Toby, when your next bill has a £400 purchase from House Of Harlot, don't fret - Ms Fernandez needed a new catsuit!
That was the fastest Fast group I've seen for quite a while! I think Luke and I were the only road bikes out there!
How great was that weather?
I know you are all jealous of my funky wheels, but I'm afraid you'll need to find your own colour!

Post 26 by Ducati Pete,
#26Schnauser, great to met you, gutted for you about the bike but well chuffed you have it on video......won't steal too much of your thunder - Get posting (I appreciate it might take a while with one functioning hand!)
Andy, nice to meet you mate, hope your day ended without any dramas!
StupidLuke.......most great riders have female groupies.....you had one bird, three forty something old fellas and your grandad - Rock 'n' Roll! Was good to meet some of your chums and cheers for the company and the fuel, both were much appreciated!
DucatiPete - If any of you out there wondered what had happened to kermit the frog.....an RTA didn't go well for the little green fella and he's now all over Pete's wheels. Still, you're a damned sight faster than me fella - I'll take the piss more when I can keep up
Few pictures to follow - When I can be arsed!
Best biking day of the year so far - Loved it!
Post 27 by Stupid Luke,
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#28I think we will have a few more days out this year!
Toby, I will ache like fook tomorrow. I'm pretty fit but it's hard to be bike fit unless you ride fairly often.
Post 29 by Schnauzer,
#29I just call him that since I caught him shagging my nan
No real harm done, she had been dead ten years
Post 30 by Ducati Pete,
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[/shouty spartan mode]
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Post 34 by Stupid Luke,
#34I ache like a bastard today too!
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Post 39 by ShadeTheChangingMan,
#39Sorry to hear he fell off, but not crying
Post 40 by Schnauzer,
#40Post 41 by Ducati Pete,
#41It's the only part of the track where the surface is flawed, there are changes of camber, and you're trying to get on the gas for the straight.
It's crucial to a good lap time, and, I must admit it's my weekest corner on the indie circuit.
I actually think it's one of the trickiest sections of any track I've ridden.
I was talking to Sam Middlemass last night who did national Jnr superstocks last year (in the BSB paddock.) He did 49.7 'round there on a Triumph 675, using a pretty radical line through clearways. Mid season he changed to a R6 and found that line didn't work very well!
Post 42 by SuperDuke-DK,
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#43I've crashed there on a 250, it's seldom painless if you come off at clearways.
Post 44 by Stupid Luke,
#44the tarmac looked rough so did the clutch cover live through it?...
Post 45 by Stupid Luke,
#45Scroll down to Brands 21/02/2009 No Limits
Pete and I are in the fast group red / orange bikes
Toby is in inters red / orange bikes
Andy and Schnauzer are in novice black / silver bikes.
Post 46 by Ducati Pete,
#46There was a very fast RC8 with a plain white fairing in inters / white bikes photo ref 1158. Could be someone to watch in the race series.
Michael Neeves from MCN was also there in fast / red bike (no 5). He had plain black leathers on until the sun came out and then put on his flash MCN ones - great big tart
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Post 49 by Andy,
#49How did you get them on here? You must have on of those bucket things
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Post 51 by ShadeTheChangingMan,
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#52Do you think it was cold rubber/too much gas/something else that was thre major factor?
Have to say, I'm impressed with your knee down until that point tho...I didnt get a knee even close whenI was there....I know I've only ever done 3 sessions there but I hope to ge my corner speed/smoothness up when I return.
Kudos for posting that video clip mate!!
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Post 59 by Schnauzer,
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........more..........
.......practice!
Please critique my form gents - I won't get better without advice! Need to get that knee to the floor so I have a reliable gauge of how far over I am when cornering - Then I can start to concentrate on getting faster![/url]
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Post 75 by TheJoker,
#75I'll be around at a trackday this year. Or that's the plan anyway.
Post 76 by SDSmurf,
#76Also BigT, if you're quite inflexible, then the advice I got from a regional racer might help; he was following me for a whole session (unknown to me) and picked it up immediately, told me to "hang off till you feel like an idiot, that will be correct".
I tried it, felt terrible, but I got my knee down instead of the pegs and my corner speed went up . Since then, I've seen some video footage of me hanging off like an idiot (or so it felt), and it does actually look correct.
Not very comfortable, but (for me) the best way round a corner...
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