08 Super Duke, sandard. Yasua (did I spell that right?) battery, it's 2nd battery, is a year and a half old. Bike runs perfect when it runs. today it was 70F, rainy, in my garage. The bike was on the battery Tender 4 days ago. Fresh gas, bike was last ridden 2 weeks ago.
Turn on key, let the bike do it's thing, I can hear the fuel pump. Neutral lamp on. Sidestand up. I don't touch the throttle. I hit the starter for 5 seconds, it spins but does not fire. I did that 5 times before I gave up. Last attempt, it barely turns over. Sniffed tailpipe, faint smell of gas. In disgust and desparation, I plugged in the Battery Tender for less than 20 minutes. It fired right up while the Tender was still plugged in. I can't imagine that the battery was fully recharged in less than 20 minutes after a total of 25 seconds on the starter.
What the hell is going on here?